{"id":48105,"date":"2021-09-03T00:16:49","date_gmt":"2021-09-03T04:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48105"},"modified":"2021-09-08T00:17:25","modified_gmt":"2021-09-08T04:17:25","slug":"love-it-and-id-totally-use-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48105","title":{"rendered":"Love it, and I\u2019d totally use it"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Targeted ads are a funny thing.\u00a0 I have no idea what was ever said, written or searched for, in proximity of my phone or internet browsing history, but I got this ad on theFacebook for this product that\u2019s basically a giant helmet, meant to be the alternative to wearing face masks in the current world we live in today.<\/span><\/p>\n

Called the VYZR or some shit, because vowels are so fucking overrated, it\u2019s a giant bubble that straps underneath your armpits, but completely encases your head, neck and shoulders, and has all sorts of filtration and air flow capabilities, but most importantly, allows the rest of the world to see your whole face in its unmasked glory, without compromising the safety of everyone around.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s the epitome of ridiculous, but at the same time, I fucking love it, and if they weren\u2019t like $400, I\u2019d totally be interested in it.\u00a0 Sure, it would basically make me look like the Intel Pentium mascots<\/a> from the late 90s, but I wouldn\u2019t have to have a piece of fabric strapped to my face, smelling my own breath, hooking on the arms and fogging up my glasses all the time.<\/span><\/p>\n

And I already know how it would feel, because the general connection apparatus of it is nearly identical to the Mini Mei<\/a> baby seat for shoulders that mythical wife got me for Father\u2019s Day, and it\u2019s pretty tolerable, and for the sake of being able to safely breathe out in public, I\u2019d gladly strap a giant bubble to my head.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Targeted ads are a funny thing.\u00a0 I have no idea what was ever said, written or searched for, in proximity of my phone or internet browsing history, but I got this ad on theFacebook for this product that\u2019s basically a giant helmet, meant to be the alternative to wearing face masks in the current world … Continue reading Love it, and I\u2019d totally use it<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[159,83,156,49],"class_list":["post-48105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-advertising","tag-observations","tag-social-media","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48107,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48105\/revisions\/48107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}