{"id":48201,"date":"2021-10-29T00:16:11","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T04:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48201"},"modified":"2021-10-29T00:16:11","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T04:16:11","slug":"2-under-2-i-think-the-exhaust-was-installed-upside-down-070","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48201","title":{"rendered":"2 Under 2: I think the exhaust was installed upside down (#070)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Without fail, #2\u2019s number twos have been blowing out, at least once a day, for like the past week.\u00a0 <\/span>At first, we figured it was just a sign that it was time to graduate her out of size 1 diapers and onto size 2 diapers, since she was blowing the literal shit out of the 1\u2019s, but it turns out that even in spite of the size-up, she\u2019s still blowing out of the 2\u2019s as well.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now it\u2019s easy to suspect that we\u2019re being neglectful parents, and that #2\u2019s poops are gradually seeping out of diapers long past noticed or something, but I\u2019m actually a very vigilant parent when it comes to blowout prevention, and given how hands-on #2 is, always wanting to be held, she\u2019s definitely pooped while in my arms quite a good bit.<\/span><\/p>\n

No, #2\u2019s bowel movements are basically like, when you hear it happen, it\u2019s already too late.\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s almost as if her exhaust pipe were installed upside down, and even if I\u2019m holding her completely upright, when she goes, the poop somehow manages to elevate up the backside of the diaper, and the feeling of moisture soaking through the waistband is an unmistakable feeling.<\/span><\/p>\n

Literally, this is all happening in a matter of seconds, and there are just some poops where it\u2019s going to blowout no matter what anyone is doing to try and mitigate the damage.\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s partially annoying given the frequency in which I have to change diapers and outfits on her, and give baths when they\u2019re really bad, but at the same time, it\u2019s partially amusing, because then I get to write about it and use an animated gif from The Fast & The Furious <\/i>of flames shooting out of exhaust pipes to try and illustrate a proper analogy for the whole situation.<\/span><\/p>\n

Regardless, it\u2019s not that big of a deal because #1 went through a blowout phase as well, and she would blow the shit out of numerous diapers and outfits, and almost with certainty while riding in the car seat, so I have to chalk this up as kind of a phase or some sort of rite of passage for kids, that their poops just become really explosive for a while.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Without fail, #2\u2019s number twos have been blowing out, at least once a day, for like the past week.\u00a0 At first, we figured it was just a sign that it was time to graduate her out of size 1 diapers and onto size 2 diapers, since she was blowing the literal shit out of the … Continue reading 2 Under 2: I think the exhaust was installed upside down (#070)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,193,157,192,83],"class_list":["post-48201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-dad","tag-fast-furious","tag-kids","tag-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48203,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48201\/revisions\/48203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}