{"id":48256,"date":"2021-11-13T23:15:13","date_gmt":"2021-11-14T04:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48256"},"modified":"2021-11-15T23:15:23","modified_gmt":"2021-11-16T04:15:23","slug":"being-a-man-of-my-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48256","title":{"rendered":"Being a man of my word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-48258 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3286.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3286.jpg 510w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/IMG_3286-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">A wise man; <a href=\"https:\/\/i.makeagif.com\/media\/2-28-2016\/To2TZG.gif\"><span class=\"s1\">the Ultimate Warrior<\/span><\/a> to be specific; once said: <i>blah blah blah skeletons, blah blah blah, sacrifice.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Rooooarrrrrrrr snarrllllll<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Chris Jericho said it best about the Ultimate Warrior: <i>I don\u2019t know what he said but it sounded cool yaaaayyyyy<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, this isn\u2019t a post about the Ultimate Warrior, Chris Jericho, or professional wrestling, for once.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Those were referenced just to zone in on a single concept, that\u2019s kind of stuck with me, especially when it comes to trying to tempt fate and potentially get the things that I hope to get: <i>sacrifice<\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I have this belief that seldom do good things occur without some degree of sacrifice involved.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s basically like when kids behave and act good because they want something.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>And when I\u2019ve wanted things like, the Braves winning the World Series, I most definitely think that there should be some sacrifice made by all Braves fans, if they really wanted to see a World Series win.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">A few weeks ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48204\"><span class=\"s1\">I dogged on Dugout Mugs<\/span><\/a>, and basically how I thought they were the most useless products on the planet.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>And how in an era of pandemic, wealth inequity, teetering on the precipice of financial ruin everywhere, the absolute last fucking thing anyone needed was a cup made out of a baseball bat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">One of the last things I blathered about how was that I should probably make a sacrificial bet that if the Braves won the World Series that I should get a Dugout Mug, in spite of just how abhorrent I think they are, because if I really wanted to see the Braves win, I <i>should<\/i> make a sacrifice, after all.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I wasn\u2019t at all writing all that, in an attempt to superstitiously manipulate fate, and put on a show.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Believe me, I have done it before, and naturally it doesn\u2019t work, but my disdain for Dugout Mugs is very much legitimate.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>They\u2019re useless products, AND they have a ridiculously ludicrous $70 price point for a fucking hollowed out bat head.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>The Braves winning the World Series would definitely cost me something, that I would never purchase in any other circumstance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And despite the fact that I made this bet with myself, and probably zero people even read or knew about it, when the Braves finished the Astros, I went ahead and bit the bullet and purchased a fucking Dugout Mug.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Thankfully, there was some sort of promotional deal for early purchasers, and I was able to get my mug for not-$70, but it was still basically the cost of a brand new video game once taxes and shipping were applied.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I didn\u2019t have to do it.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I could\u2019ve denied everything and just said eating my words should be enough.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>But when it comes to fates and superstition, I am that gullible, so I believe that it\u2019s probably for the best that I remain a man of my word and fulfill the obligation I made for myself if the Braves were to win. <span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Considering how long I\u2019d been hoping to see this, $57 is a paltry price to pay, and even if I think this mug and all other Dugout Mugs are bullshit, at least everything will taste something like victory for a little while from it.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Even gross-ass IPAs.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wise man; the Ultimate Warrior to be specific; once said: blah blah blah skeletons, blah blah blah, sacrifice.\u00a0 Rooooarrrrrrrr snarrllllll Chris Jericho said it best about the Ultimate Warrior: I don\u2019t know what he said but it sounded cool yaaaayyyyy Anyway, this isn\u2019t a post about the Ultimate Warrior, Chris Jericho, or professional wrestling, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48256\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Being a man of my word<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[196,62,66,79,45,152,52,54],"class_list":["post-48256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-barves","tag-baseball","tag-braves","tag-cashmoney","tag-fail","tag-gambling","tag-owned","tag-wrestling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48256"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48259,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48256\/revisions\/48259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}