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Shocker of the century<\/a>: Morbius<\/em> starring Jared Leto is not garnering favorable reviews<\/span><\/p>\n Who would\u2019ve imagined that??\u00a0 (Me<\/a>)\u00a0 That a film based on Morbius the Living Vampire, a D-class Spider-Man<\/em> villain would have any modicum of success, especially in a film universe where it will have nothing to do with, Spider-Man?<\/span><\/p>\n I mean Jesus Christ, this was about as predictable as the internet exploding over Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars.\u00a0 Anyone who had any inkling of idea of what these properties originated from, or even just followed comic books or movies in general probably knew that Morbius was a terrible idea from the start.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n It was the very definition of scraping the barrel looking for ideas to make into films, and someone over at Sony was probably like, \u201ceh, who\u2019s this Morbius guy?\u00a0 He\u2019s in Spider-Man, and he\u2019s a vampire!\u00a0 People like Spider-Man and maybe people are still into shit like Twilight, so let\u2019s green light this!<\/em>\u201d\u00a0 But having zero idea that Morbius is a fifth-rate villain and basically was more of a vehicle for Blade to come in than anything else.<\/span><\/p>\n Regardless, the project survived the pitch and concepting and actually came into fruition.\u00a0 And to nobody\u2019s surprise, the reviews are not doing so hot, and are currently at the time I\u2019m writing this, on a historically bad pace, but again, it\u2019s more surprising that gas prices have actually dropped below a leading 4, than finding out that Morbius is garbage.<\/span><\/p>\n In the past, I used to makes jokes about how I wouldn\u2019t see this thing even if it were pirated, or I\u2019d watch something pirated and state how I wanted my money back despite seeing it for free.\u00a0 But with as little time I have these days, it would be a tremendous offense for me to even consider wasting any bit of my precious free time on a turd like Morbius.<\/span><\/p>\n But this post still must come to fruition to point out the obvious fact that I called this two years ago when it was announced, but Hollywood most certainly doesn\u2019t let perception, facts or just plain bad ideas stand in their way of their pursuit for a buck here and there.<\/span><\/p>\n Just because it\u2019s a Marvel property doesn\u2019t automatically make it a key to the money printer.\u00a0 And as more and more major properties get gobbled up by the film industry, there are bound to be more and more Morbius-shaped turds to come into existence in the future.\u00a0 The bar appears to have been re-set by Morbius and it\u2019s anyone\u2019s guess to what the next shitty Marvel installment will be; but at least Jared Leto is off the table for a little while.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Shocker of the century: Morbius starring Jared Leto is not garnering favorable reviews Who would\u2019ve imagined that??\u00a0 (Me)\u00a0 That a film based on Morbius the Living Vampire, a D-class Spider-Man villain would have any modicum of success, especially in a film universe where it will have nothing to do with, Spider-Man? I mean Jesus Christ, … Continue reading Morbius bad film??\u00a0 How can that be??<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,140,45,41,52],"class_list":["post-48693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-comics","tag-fail","tag-movies","tag-owned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48695,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48693\/revisions\/48695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}