{"id":48735,"date":"2022-04-21T09:18:05","date_gmt":"2022-04-21T14:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48735"},"modified":"2022-04-22T09:18:14","modified_gmt":"2022-04-22T14:18:14","slug":"it-only-took-me-21-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48735","title":{"rendered":"It only took me 21 years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-48736 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4728.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4728.jpg 560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4728-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">When I was a wee lad, obsessed with cars and <em>Initial D<\/em>, I wanted little else than a really fast Japanese car.\u00a0 One to become a drifter with, or just plain go fast.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Although Initial D shit on them, I really was fond of turbo-charged cars that were all-wheel drive.\u00a0 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolutions, Subaru Imprezas, Nissan Skyline GT-Rs, etc. Obviously the latter would never be available in America but I really would have liked to have gotten my hands on an Evo or an Impreza at some point in my life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Well it\u2019s been like 21 years since those days, but I\u2019ve finally got my turbo-charged, AWD Japanese car.\u00a0 A Mazda CX-9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Not quite the same thing, huh?\u00a0 But yet it does fall possess those variables I wanted when I was a kid.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Regardless, this is the culmination of my recent car search where I decided to capitalize on the fucked up car market, and upgrade to the larger car that my famiry will ultimately command, while the opportunity was hot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Sure, most people are innately aware that car values are bloated like an HP computer out of the box, but at the same time trade-in values are also insane as well.\u00a0 My new car\u2019s MSRP is well north of $40,000 and more so due to current market bloat, but when I had my previous ride appraised, it was insanely high and that\u2019s what got the wheels in motion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Yes, all numbers were pretty all over the place, but I like to look at it from the perspective of the facts that I don\u2019t think I would\u2019ve been in a position of having nearly $9,000 in positive equity to put towards a new car in three years when my previous one would\u2019ve been paid off.\u00a0 Yes, the sticker price of my new car was a little bit bloated, but my total out-the-door cost was substantially lower than the MSRP of it, so I take solace in that above all else.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But most importantly, I\u2019ve filled the anticipated need of having a large famiry vehicle for my famiry to grow into, as opposed to feeling progressively more and more cramped from my prior car as my kids grow and their needs evolve and they start amassing tons of shit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And now I can make the dad-like jokes about how I have the AWD turbo car that I\u2019ve been pining for, for over two decades.\u00a0 Nobody has to know that it\u2019s also 4,400 lbs and can seat seven.\u00a0 Might as well be the Evo that beat Tiff Needell, <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/LbXlQXVBoMk?t=111\">even though he was cheating<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a wee lad, obsessed with cars and Initial D, I wanted little else than a really fast Japanese car.\u00a0 One to become a drifter with, or just plain go fast.\u00a0 Although Initial D shit on them, I really was fond of turbo-charged cars that were all-wheel drive.\u00a0 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolutions, Subaru Imprezas, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48735\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It only took me 21 years<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,79,100,87,129],"class_list":["post-48735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-cashmoney","tag-comparison","tag-initial-d","tag-nostalgia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48737,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48735\/revisions\/48737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}