{"id":48827,"date":"2022-06-30T22:58:36","date_gmt":"2022-07-01T03:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48827"},"modified":"2022-06-30T22:58:36","modified_gmt":"2022-07-01T03:58:36","slug":"imagine-if-your-existence-was-to-one-day-become-a-chip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48827","title":{"rendered":"Imagine if your existence was to one day become a chip?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I saw this bag of effectively, chicken chips<\/em> at Sprouts, and I had to stop and examine the bag.\u00a0 10 grams of protein from chips?\u00a0 Servings per bag, two?\u00a0 So I could effectively get 20g\u2019s of protein by crushing this bag of chips made from chickens?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

But then I was like mehhhhhhh because I had no idea what to expect from a taste and consistency standpoint of chips made out of chickens.<\/span><\/p>\n

But then I had to pass by the display again on the way to the register and they were 2\/$7 and next thing I knew, I had bought two bags.\u00a0 The other one is chili lime.<\/span><\/p>\n

Honestly, they\u2019re not that bad.\u00a0 Crunchy like a potato chip, and frankly they taste kind of like Pringles.\u00a0 And I get 20g\u2019s of protein, which is always important to people who exercise and lift weights.<\/span><\/p>\n

Really though, what I really thought about, and what served as the impetus for this post, was the sheer thought that a chicken, a living, bleeding bird, was somehow reduced to becoming, a chip.\u00a0 Not a potato, not corn, not some other vegetable.\u00a0 A chicken.<\/span><\/p>\n

And then I got to thinking about what humans would feel like if we were ever overtaken by a more intelligent species that also was higher on the food chain<\/a> than we were, and decided to one day reduce humans as a food source to not just any food, but chips.\u00a0 Like I imagine a person getting one of those cheese slicers taken to them to carve out thin, malleable slices of their flesh, and they\u2019re deep fried to become chips for creatures who eat people want to eat.<\/span><\/p>\n

Fucked up to think about sure, but this is what my mind wandered off to while I was indulging in chips made out of chicken.\u00a0 Better them than us, I suppose.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw this bag of effectively, chicken chips at Sprouts, and I had to stop and examine the bag.\u00a0 10 grams of protein from chips?\u00a0 Servings per bag, two?\u00a0 So I could effectively get 20g\u2019s of protein by crushing this bag of chips made from chickens?\u00a0 But then I was like mehhhhhhh because I had … Continue reading Imagine if your existence was to one day become a chip?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[198,56,83],"class_list":["post-48827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparisons","tag-food","tag-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48829,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48827\/revisions\/48829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}