{"id":48971,"date":"2022-09-28T22:11:21","date_gmt":"2022-09-29T03:11:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48971"},"modified":"2022-10-03T22:51:47","modified_gmt":"2022-10-04T03:51:47","slug":"goodbye-office-hello-au-pair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48971","title":{"rendered":"Dad Brog (#098): Goodbye office, hello au pair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-48972 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_5670.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_5670.jpg 560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_5670-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The blets are all down and in storage, my personal effects are all gone, and the only things left are my giant Jinx wall mural, and the hanging bar full of running medals, because they\u2019re out of the way enough to where I don\u2019t feel bad leaving them up.\u00a0 But for all intents and purposes my office is no longer my office, and is back to being a bedroom, ready for a new resident to my household who will be arriving in short order.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Mythical wife and I are long past the point of exasperation when it comes to childcare, and we\u2019ve decided to embark down the route of getting an <em>au pair<\/em>, which is a fancy way of saying we\u2019re bringing in a person from another country to come live in my home, and be a live-in nanny to my children.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The hopes are that with a nanny as a resident, it will bring a semblance of stability to my house; reliable, consistent care, and with them living with us, the hope is it will greatly reduce the possibility of fake sick days, COVID exposures, and the litany of other bullshit that seemed to plague my home through the parade of temps and babysitters we\u2019ve relied on throughout the rest of this year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I genuinely can\u2019t express in words the sheer exasperation I\u2019ve had with all the babysitters I\u2019ve had to endure over the last year.\u00a0 All the bullshit sick days called in where I\u2019m the one who has to eat the sick day from my own job.\u00a0 All the regular tardiness from them where they were always 3-10 minutes late every single fucking day, where those small amounts of time are the difference between being prepared for an early meeting, or needing to log into a meeting with a crying baby in tow, praying that I\u2019m not called upon to unmute my mic.\u00a0 All the clock-watching when it came to the end of the days, to where they\u2019d leave on the dot, and I\u2019m on double duty while on the clock at work until mythical wife gets home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m sick of feeling like a liability at work, and questioning my job security, and really hoping that nobody\u2019s taking notes or building a dossier on my occasional work flakiness on account of putting my kids first.\u00a0 I\u2019m sick of feeling like I\u2019m wasting money when I have to pay shitty babysitters who grew complacent and fell into routines and lazy habits.\u00a0 I\u2019m just sick of unreliable help.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Of course, mythical wife and I are more than prepared to welcome our au pair with open arms and hope to embrace them as a legitimate member of our household, and we\u2019re really hoping that by giving a shit about them will make them want to give a shit about us, more importantly the kids, and that we\u2019ll have a mutually beneficial year of reliable childcare while they get to explore a slice of life in America, as polarizing of a place we are these days.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But this also means that I\u2019ve had to forfeit my office, as all the other bedrooms in the house are occupied by <strong>the kids<\/strong>, and that was honestly one of the things that gave me pause about heading in this direction in the first place.\u00a0 I loved my office, I loved my wall of blets, and I loved having a personal space for all of my shit that I geek out and obsess over, even if nobody else gives two shits about wrestling, running or any of the rando pieces of art and figures I had on my walls.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">However, I love my kids more, and frankly it goes without saying that a large part of parenting is sacrificing things for the sake of our kids.\u00a0 So add my office to the list with hobbies, disposable income, freedom to bullshit and just time in general, and I\u2019m hoping the au pair experience will go so well that I\u2019ll have zero chance to have any regrets about it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s funny, because while I was on the fence about going the route of an au pair, when my last full-time nanny\u2019s personal drama bomb went off, and she used it as reason why she couldn\u2019t come in to work, I remember my wife showing me her phone with the wall of text, and two seconds after reading it, I was just like, fuck this, let\u2019s get an au pair.\u00a0 I don\u2019t need my office so much as I just need some fucking reliable childcare, and it just doesn\u2019t seem like we\u2019re going to find any viable options in our area, much less this country full of lazy and entitled people who have some babysitting experience, looking to cash in on a hard caregiver\u2019s market.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But all the same; vaya con dios to my office, as it\u2019s going to be a long time before you will be mine once again, and I will have my blet wall back, and a place to put my nerdy framed artwork and League figures up on the shelves, and have a place in the house that is solely my own.\u00a0 But the kids come first, always, and one day I will have my office back definitively.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The blets are all down and in storage, my personal effects are all gone, and the only things left are my giant Jinx wall mural, and the hanging bar full of running medals, because they\u2019re out of the way enough to where I don\u2019t feel bad leaving them up.\u00a0 But for all intents and purposes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48971\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dad Brog (#098): Goodbye office, hello au pair<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151,193,71,76,121,192],"class_list":["post-48971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-blets","tag-dad","tag-famiry","tag-geeks","tag-homeownership","tag-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48971"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48974,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48971\/revisions\/48974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}