{"id":48981,"date":"2022-10-05T23:31:04","date_gmt":"2022-10-06T04:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48981"},"modified":"2022-10-06T08:21:06","modified_gmt":"2022-10-06T13:21:06","slug":"any-team-that-wants-to-move-a-metric-ton-of-merch-needs-to-sign-steeve-ho-you-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48981","title":{"rendered":"Any team that wants to move a metric ton of merch needs to sign Steeve Ho You Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Today o\u2019clock<\/a> I learned that there is actually a guy on the planet Earth named \u201cSteeve Ho You Fat.”\u00a0 Normally, I\u2019d criticize the fact that there appeared to be an extra E in \u201cSteve,\u201d but when your family name is somehow, \u201cHo You Fat,\u201d his first name could\u2019ve been spelled \u201cSteeeeeevuh\u201d and nobody would probably have noticed.<\/span><\/p>\n

Like, I have no earthly idea how this is even possible.\u00a0 The first line of defense is that \u201che\u2019s French,\u201d but obviously a name like Ho You Fat even raises eyebrows in the land of the frogs.\u00a0 Digging a little deeper, it should seem obvious that French colonization probably had something to do with it, but from what I can glaze over, he\u2019s of mixed descent and somehow has the name Ho You Fat as a family name.<\/span><\/p>\n

Either way, the fact that he\u2019s a 14-year veteran playing in the NBA G-League, it doesn\u2019t seem likely that he\u2019s ever going to get the call up to the big leagues any time soon. But honestly the fact that this guy\u2019s name is a literal golden ticket to move a metric fuckton of merch in jerseys and shirseys should get this guy onto a roster for any team that wants to bank on his incredibly profitable name.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, he could easily be the 13th<\/sup> man on any NBA roster, the guy that\u2019s always listed as being on injured reserve, or better yet, be the mascot player that only gets onto the court when the team is either up by 20 or down by 20 in the fourth quarter.\u00a0 No matter if they\u2019re at home or on the road, the crowd would undoubtedly erupt at the sight of Ho You Fat taking the court, and people in the crowd left and right would be whipping out their phones to check on the legitimacy of his name, and if they haven\u2019t already, they\u2019re purchasing merch with his name on it, or running to the clubhouse store and grabbing Ho You Fat gear off the shelves.<\/span><\/p>\n

Considering most teams\u2019 seasons are decidedly over by December, there\u2019s absolutely no harm for any of these teams to take a flyer on Ho You Fat and just make a mission of making as much profit through merchandise sales as possible.\u00a0 If you can\u2019t win on the court, might as well try to win in the bank instead.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today o\u2019clock I learned that there is actually a guy on the planet Earth named \u201cSteeve Ho You Fat.”\u00a0 Normally, I\u2019d criticize the fact that there appeared to be an extra E in \u201cSteve,\u201d but when your family name is somehow, \u201cHo You Fat,\u201d his first name could\u2019ve been spelled \u201cSteeeeeevuh\u201d and nobody would probably … Continue reading Any team that wants to move a metric ton of merch needs to sign Steeve Ho You Fat<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,131,79,89,58],"class_list":["post-48981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-basketball","tag-branding","tag-cashmoney","tag-racism","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48981"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48984,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48981\/revisions\/48984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}