{"id":49216,"date":"2023-02-07T16:08:41","date_gmt":"2023-02-07T21:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49216"},"modified":"2023-02-10T16:08:50","modified_gmt":"2023-02-10T21:08:50","slug":"dad-brog-104-the-impending-threenager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49216","title":{"rendered":"Dad Brog (#104) \u2013 The impending threenager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-49217 \" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/alice_syrup-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/alice_syrup-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/alice_syrup-300x163.jpg 300w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/alice_syrup-1024x558.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/alice_syrup-768x418.jpg 768w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/alice_syrup-1536x837.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/alice_syrup-2048x1116.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I don\u2019t want to give off the impression that these dad brogs are only reserved for when there are aspects of parenting that are only stressful and infuriating, because contrary to such logic, there are tons of times in which there\u2019s nothing I love more in existence than being the dad to my children.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The last time I wrote a dad brog was when burnt-out dad went on his blow-off trip to visit his brother in Texas, and frankly it was a tremendous help and I felt that a lot of good came out of it.\u00a0 It\u2019s amazing what just two days of getting to sleep in without any semblance of an alarm can do for one\u2019s mind and mental well-being.\u00a0 Since returning from that trip, I think things have been pretty well overall, and in the world of parenting, no news should be considered good news, and it\u2019s on me that good news goes quiet when it really shouldn\u2019t.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">In fact, the image above was something I made that I wanted to write a blurb about, how my oldest loves her maple syrup, and has this amusing ritual on waffle mornings, where she\u2019s conservative about how much syrup she uses while dipping in her waffle strips, with the seeming express intent so that she can drink the rest off her plate at the end instead.\u00a0 Immediately, I\u2019m reminded of <em>Super Troopers<\/em> whenever she pulls that off, and such photoshop work is the ensuing result.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But such is the nature of parenting, is having the time to actually embark on hobbies of mine, such as writing.\u00a0 Not to mention I\u2019m such a neurotic kook about my writing habits that if one thing is off, regardless of if I have the time, and writing just doesn\u2019t happen.\u00a0 Instead, it\u2019s kind of put on the shelf until parenting gets difficult again, and it just so happens to be convenient that the impulse to write again happens only when I\u2019m getting annoyed by a parenting trope.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">A few weeks ago, my entire household got sick.\u00a0 It wasn\u2019t coronavirus, it wasn\u2019t the flu, it wasn\u2019t strep throat; it was just some nasty bug that started with #1, passed on to #2, and then slowly picked off everyone else in my household, including our au pair.\u00a0 It was during this time that #1 had some truly miserable times while she was dealing with the worst of the sickness.\u00a0 Massive emotional meltdowns, crying and snot screaming over anything and everything, and mood swings that changed at the drop of a hat at times.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">During the peak of the plague, she kind of got a pass on the exasperating behavior, because there was the possibility that it was onset by just feeling like crap.\u00a0 But I remember having this dreadful thought in my mind, and asking mythical wife on what if this wasn\u2019t just sickness, and this was the new norm of her development?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Welp, the household is just about entirely on the mend at this point, nobody\u2019s nearly as sick as they were last weekend, and sure enough, the emotional instability of #1 remains as it did when she was sick.\u00a0 #1 is less than a month from becoming three years old, which means we\u2019re embarking on the journey of having a <em>threenager<\/em> in the house.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Heaven have mercy on our souls, it\u2019s been trying at times.\u00a0 Every event throughout every day has the potential to turn into a nuclear meltdown, and it\u2019s a Christmas miracle whenever I can have a morning that doesn\u2019t turn into a disaster zone for breakfast.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Fortunately, #2 is at the stage in life where most everything is fairly predictable and she\u2019s the chill kid of my two, because if she were still <em>Civilization<\/em> nuclear Gandhi at the same time as #1 being her own rage demon, I\u2019d probably want to jump off a cliff.\u00a0 Unfortunately, whenever #1 goes into one of her tantrums, she occasionally takes it out on her little sister, which requires some Pat Riley defense to anticipate and prevent sometimes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Either way, this is where life is at in the journey of parenthood currently.\u00a0 Taking a break a month ago was a critical success, and is something I and we, as in mythical wife and I, need to embark on from time to time in order to not lose our heads, and it better prepares us mentally for when shit like raising a threenager starts to heat up.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t want to give off the impression that these dad brogs are only reserved for when there are aspects of parenting that are only stressful and infuriating, because contrary to such logic, there are tons of times in which there\u2019s nothing I love more in existence than being the dad to my children. 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