{"id":49230,"date":"2023-02-18T22:44:46","date_gmt":"2023-02-19T03:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49230"},"modified":"2023-02-20T22:44:54","modified_gmt":"2023-02-21T03:44:54","slug":"ive-never-been-more-unafraid-of-an-armed-individual-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49230","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019ve never been more unafraid of an armed individual in my life"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Over the weekend, we sent the kids to grandma\u2019s house so that we could get some major organization done at home.\u00a0 Frankly even with the help of our au pair, there would\u2019ve been a lot of going in and out of the girls\u2019 rooms well into the evenings that made it optimal to just have them not be present in order to maximize productivity.\u00a0 That being said, it also afforded all of us in the house, to be adults for two days, and on the second evening, we collectively decided to get out of the house.<\/span><\/p>\n

At one point, we went into a 2nd<\/sup> and Charles to kill a little bit of time; at one point in my life, this place would\u2019ve been my heaven, since I like comic books, video games, books and all sorts of the nerdy crap that they sell and buy there, but at this point in my life, I just want to look and don\u2019t want to actually bring any more shit into my house that I feel is already full of a lot of unneeded crap.<\/span><\/p>\n

While we were there though, I was looking through comic trade hardcovers, and not far to my left, I could hear some guy doing some serious mansplaining about the differences between the Infinity War<\/em> in comics versus the MCU.\u00a0 A smirk emerged on my face at hearing him blather on, because he was perpetuating all sorts of stereotypes of comic book geeks inside the bookstore.<\/span><\/p>\n

As I passed by him, I couldn\u2019t help but notice that beneath his vest that I have to imagine was put on completely non-ironically, was a holster equipped with what I\u2019m pretty sure was a Glock of minimal size, I\u2019m no expert on the granular details, especially when I could only see the handle.\u00a0 The point is, the guy was carrying openly, which is completely legal in the state of Georgia.<\/span><\/p>\n

But as the title of this post states, I don\u2019t think I\u2019ve ever been more unafraid of an armed individual in my life until I saw this guy.\u00a0 Think about it, the guy is carrying a firearm, presumably loaded, completely in public, at a place of business that probably had upwards of 80-100 people inside of it at the time I saw him.\u00a0 We live in the age where mass shootings happen at almost a weekly basis in similar conditions, and not only did I feel zero concern for my life, all I could feel were jokes formulating in my brain instead.<\/span><\/p>\n

Like, this guy got dressed with the express intention of leaving the house, and going to 2nd<\/sup> and Charles of all the places in the Metro Atlanta area, and as he\u2019s mentally inventorying all the things he needs prior to walking out the door, and oh yeah my gun<\/em><\/strong> is one of the things on his checklist.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHoney, we have to get to 2nd<\/sup> and Charles before they close at 8, have you seen my gun<\/em><\/strong>?\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cYeah baby, it\u2019s right next to my Loungefly\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

On action television and in film, there are occasionally montages of heroes getting ready to go into battle, and they\u2019re equipping themselves with a gun before they go into the fights of their lives.\u00a0 And then we have Firearm Fred over here consciously strapping on his holster to go into the nerd store, as if he might have to flex it on someone trying to get the last pack of Yu-Gi-Oh<\/em> booster packs ahead of him.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, I was giggling to myself for the rest of the night at the thought of Sidepiece Samuel actually feeling like he had to be carrying a firearm inside of a fucking 2nd<\/sup> and Charles.\u00a0 I\u2019ve never felt so opposite of concerned or intimidated by another human being\u2019s presence in my entire life.\u00a0 I felt like even if he were a mass shooter ready to pounce, I could probably take him without there being any loss of life; I know it\u2019s not really a laughing matter, but that\u2019s how seriously felt looking at this guy.<\/span><\/p>\n

Regardless, my au pair got a kick out of seeing such a sight with her own eyes.\u00a0 And after we took her to a Hooters for dinner, I told her that she basically had the most American night of her life, having seen an armed individual out in public, followed by the aforementioned Hooters for dinner.\u00a0 Welcome to America!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Over the weekend, we sent the kids to grandma\u2019s house so that we could get some major organization done at home.\u00a0 Frankly even with the help of our au pair, there would\u2019ve been a lot of going in and out of the girls\u2019 rooms well into the evenings that made it optimal to just have … Continue reading I\u2019ve never been more unafraid of an armed individual in my life<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[176,74,140,45,76,83,8,190,49],"class_list":["post-49230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-murica","tag-books","tag-comics","tag-fail","tag-geeks","tag-observations","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49232,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49230\/revisions\/49232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}