{"id":49264,"date":"2023-03-13T23:03:31","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T04:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49264"},"modified":"2023-03-15T23:03:42","modified_gmt":"2023-03-16T04:03:42","slug":"the-2023-world-baseball-classic-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49264","title":{"rendered":"The 2023 World Baseball Classic Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-49265 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/korea_batflip.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/korea_batflip.jpg 560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/korea_batflip-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Typically I don\u2019t like to consolidate topics too much, but in the interest of never having the time I\u2019d like to have in order to write, as the kids say today, LFG.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">So, by the time I got to <span style=\"text-decoration-line: line-through;\">stealing<\/span> finding the time to write something, Korea has already been eliminated.\u00a0 Again.\u00a0 This is the third straight WBC in which Korea has crashed out in the opening round, after making it into the final four in 2006 and played in the championship game in 2009.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m part of a KBO group on Facebook, which has been interesting throughout the years, because after years of following MLB and being a part of baseball communities on the internet, it\u2019s kind of like going back in time following the KBO, because there are a lot of complain-y fans there that most MLB fans usually work the kinks out of themselves before not taking everything so seriously.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But all the same, it\u2019s been kind of refreshing to see the fanbase and fandom of baseball in Korea, and the KBO is definitely fun in its own right, and over the last few months, it\u2019s been exciting witnessing the preparation of Team Korea as they embarked on another World Baseball Classic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">However, as much excitement there was in the build-up, the execution was completely lackluster.\u00a0 In a tournament as small as the WBC, losing the first game is basically the kiss of death in the round robin tournament, and that\u2019s precisely what Korea did, by losing to Australia of all countries.\u00a0 Frankly, Korea should\u2019ve been the #2 team in their group, considering they were in with the likes of Japan, China, the Czech Republic as well as Australia.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Unsurprisingly, Japan mopped the floor with Korea in the second game, because Japan takes baseball more seriously than any country on the planet and it shows, and after immediately starting the tournament 0-2, Korea\u2019s chances were pretty much over.\u00a0 They took care of business by beating the Czechs, but after Australia beat them days later, Korea was mathematically eliminated.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Even <a href=\"https:\/\/en.yna.co.kr\/view\/AEN20230313008800315\">this morning\u2019s 22-run bukkake-ing of China<\/a> doesn\u2019t change the fact that Korean baseball just isn\u2019t what it used to be in comparison to 15-20 years ago, and I feel like I\u2019m seeing a pattern of Korean sports over the last decade or so, where they seem to save their best for when it doesn\u2019t really matter anymore, or just fall short<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">2017 WBC: Korea defeats Taiwan after they\u2019re eliminated<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">2018 World Cup: Korea defeats Germany after they\u2019re eliminated<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">2020 Olympic baseball: Korea goes 3-1, loses three straight to not medal<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">2022 World Cup: Korea eliminated after getting blown out by Brazil, 5-1<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Regardless, with Korea getting bounced already, that kind of frees me from having to care much more about the WBC beyond this post.\u00a0 But here are some other quick takes on the WBC before I proceed to go on and try to live my life without feeling obligated to care:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><!--more--><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Americans still prioritize money over nationalistic pride<\/strong>: this is never more prevalent than seeing Mexico tee off on an indy-league caliber Team USA pitching squad en route to an 11-5 circle jerk over the Americans.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Frankly, a replacement-level lineup of hitters but a competent pitching staff trumps an all-star lineup of hitters but a pitching staff made up of scrubs, most of the time.\u00a0 I mean, just look at every MLB playoff series, where it\u2019s usually the team with the better pitching performances usually ends up winning.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I get that Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer and Jacob deGrom don\u2019t want to risk blowing out their arms after the mega money deals they\u2019re on.\u00a0 But I would still wager that any one of them throwing 65% effort bullpen sessions to the lineups of Mexico, Canada, Colombia and Great Britain would still be better than trotting Lance Lynn to the hill.\u00a0 Seriously, looking at their pitching staff, I can barely identify half of the guys on the squad, and I\u2019m willing to bet that if I punched their names into Baseball-Reference, more of their seasons will have time split with the minor leagues than not.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Shohei Ohtani is probably going to be the highest paid player in baseball for five minutes next year when he hits free agency, before someone else immediately takes that title from him, but that\u2019s not stopping him from repping Japan where he\u2019s already hitting homers and striking out batters.\u00a0 There\u2019s no sugar coating it, Japan cares more about nationalistic pride than everyone else, and it shows.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m not even sure how America won in 2017, other than Tanner Roark going gangbusters on Japan in the semis, but in a one-and-done tournament, even the top dogs like Japan can get upset too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>What the fuck are all these horrible uniforms<\/strong>?\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/ftw.usatoday.com\/lists\/world-baseball-classic-uniforms-ranked-2023\">This article<\/a> pretty much is in sync with my opinions, except for the obvious fact that Korea, in spite of their inept play, still win in the uniform department, and should be #1 instead of fucking Cuba.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Seriously though, it certainly has been something seeing the national aesthetics of all the countries in the tournament, and even if I don\u2019t have any opinions on any of their talent or play style, I definitely have opinions on the aesthetics of everyone\u2019s uniforms.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">For the most part, of the 20 teams in the tournament, there\u2019s a whole lot of eh, they\u2019re fine.\u00a0 Fairly basic, forgettable kits, but really it\u2019s better to be vanilla than remembered for being ridiculous.\u00a0 Team USA, the Czech Republic, Italy, Mexico, Cuba, the Netherlands, they all fall into this category; basic, bland, some more different than others, although I\u2019m pretty sure Mexico is recycling the same kits all the way back from 2006.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But really the stars of the tournament are the uniforms that are just bad, whether it\u2019s just plain bad, wtf bad, or entertainingly bad:<\/span><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Colombia basically repurposed those weird Boston Red Sox uniforms that were for some reason yellow.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Canada\u2019s laughably small \u201cCanada\u201d wordmark basically exemplifies Canadian politeness and how they don\u2019t want to be too loud and impolite, especially in contrast to just how fucking loud and large the logos of Panama and Cuba are.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Venezuela\u2019s uniforms look like they\u2019re missing a Presidente beer logo away from being straight out of Winter League<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Puerto Rico\u2019s ocean design is fucking dreadful, and I guess is a metaphor for a nation as talent rich as PR is, just can\u2019t seem to get their shit together in international ball and their hopes sink<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And then we have Great Britain, which I saw some Twitter remark that said it best about how they opened a Word doc, typed \u201cGreat Britain\u201d in Arial Black, printed it on the jerseys and called it a day, which is fairly accurate except for the fact that they used <em>Gotham<\/em> Black but not everyone can be a font savant like me. Surely, there\u2019s some actual baseball team in GB that they could\u2019ve just worn their jerseys in a national tournament, like how the Mighty Ducks just wore their team kits in <em>The Mighty Ducks 2<\/em> against Iceland.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And with that, concludes all the fucks left I really have to give about the World Baseball Classic.\u00a0 Maybe one day when I\u2019m not so swamped in fatherhood, my love for baseball will bubble back up to a higher priority to where I\u2019d be more excited about it.\u00a0 Or when Korea decides to stop sucking in international play again, and start playing baseball like they play eSports.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Typically I don\u2019t like to consolidate topics too much, but in the interest of never having the time I\u2019d like to have in order to write, as the kids say today, LFG. 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