{"id":49289,"date":"2023-04-01T09:34:47","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T14:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49289"},"modified":"2023-04-21T09:34:56","modified_gmt":"2023-04-21T14:34:56","slug":"dad-brog-108-unless-they-figure-out-how-to-open-doors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49289","title":{"rendered":"Dad Brog #108: Unless they figure out how to open doors"},"content":{"rendered":"

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First, that\u2019s a quote from Jurassic Park<\/em>.\u00a0 Obviously.\u00a0 Secondly, my kids already know how to open doors.<\/span><\/p>\n

However, they didn\u2019t know how to unlock the doors\u2026 until now.<\/span><\/p>\n

Since we converted #1\u2019s crib into a bed, I fully baby-proofed the room and anchored all the furniture to the walls, and when we put her down for the night, we\u2019ve locked the door behind us, so that she couldn\u2019t open the door and go exploring around the house unsupervised.\u00a0 And when I say locked the door, I mean locking the door from the inside so that we\u2019re technically locked out, needing a key to get back in.<\/span><\/p>\n

Since we got back from the cruise, #1\u2019s sleep behavior has been off-kilter, and she has been a little more resistant to going to bed the last few days.\u00a0 We don\u2019t need the camera monitor to know that she\u2019s upset about bedtime, based on some of the screaming she\u2019s been doing in disagreement, but usually it stops after a while, and we can see that she\u2019s passed out in bed.<\/span><\/p>\n

But just the other day, along with the screaming of unhappiness, came some audible footsteps of her running to the door, and before we knew it, the sound of a door opening, and the frantic footsteps of an ornery three-year old charging down the hallway, and we realized that one of the raptors has figured out how to unlock doors.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hold onto your butts.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First, that\u2019s a quote from Jurassic Park.\u00a0 Obviously.\u00a0 Secondly, my kids already know how to open doors. However, they didn\u2019t know how to unlock the doors\u2026 until now. Since we converted #1\u2019s crib into a bed, I fully baby-proofed the room and anchored all the furniture to the walls, and when we put her down … Continue reading Dad Brog #108: Unless they figure out how to open doors<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,193,192,83],"class_list":["post-49289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-dad","tag-kids","tag-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49291,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49289\/revisions\/49291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}