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TIL<\/a>: Mark Zuckerberg has gotten into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and has become competent enough to win medals at a local event, against adults<\/span><\/p>\n Color me surprised at this one.\u00a0 Seeing the words \u201cMark Zuckerberg\u201d and \u201cBrazilian Jiu-Jitsu\u201d\u00a0 together was enough for me to try and learn more, but let\u2019s be real here.\u00a0 Nobody wants to see Zuck actually win in BJJ, most people like me want to see him get wrapped up and tap out, and keep the status quo of him being an entitled rich dork, but still completely out of his element when it comes to anything at all involving physical activity.<\/span><\/p>\n And the first story I came across, Zuck isn\u2019t exactly the next GSP in the making, but the fact that he didn\u2019t tap out, and didn\u2019t technically lose in the video I watched, showed that perhaps he\u2019s not a complete hopeless invalid when it comes to getting physical.\u00a0 And for the record, he was going up against actual grown men, and not the kindergarteners we\u2019d expect someone of his hypothetical physical competency should be paired up with.<\/span><\/p>\n Supposedly, he won two medals at this event, and I was a mixture of, \u201cokay, so Zuck isn\u2019t terrible at it, I guess having all the money in the world has been able to buy him some competency\u201d and disappointed at not seeing him get twisted into a pretzel and tap out like Tank Abbott.\u00a0 And the very obvious curiosity if he\u2019s paying opponents to lay down in order to make him look good because he can definitely afford it.<\/span><\/p>\n But later in the afternoon, a friend of mine shared another link<\/a>, from supposedly the same event, where Zuck loses a decision, but then is shown arguing and complaining to the official after the match, and as the story went, he apparently was able to get the decision reversed, and basically got another chance to compete again, to where he was able to then claim some sort of success and was rewarded with some medals.<\/span><\/p>\n And this is was the story and narrative that I was hoping to see and hear, where now Zuck really isn\u2019t as good as the first and obviously cherry-picked story had him placed, and he needs to complain and whine like the spoiled entitled rich white asshole everyone thinks he is in order to attain a level of success.<\/span><\/p>\n I think the best part of the second video is the amount of attention Zuck\u2019s fight was getting mainly because it was Zuck, and based on the reaction of everyone cheering on the other guy, it\u2019s evident that even the people there were all hoping for the same result as I was; to see Zuck lose.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n The guy might have more money than many countries\u2019 GDPs, but all the money in the world can\u2019t buy him the amount of BJJ success as he\u2019s hoping to attain.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" TIL: Mark Zuckerberg has gotten into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and has become competent enough to win medals at a local event, against adults Color me surprised at this one.\u00a0 Seeing the words \u201cMark Zuckerberg\u201d and \u201cBrazilian Jiu-Jitsu\u201d\u00a0 together was enough for me to try and learn more, but let\u2019s be real here.\u00a0 Nobody wants to see … Continue reading LOL\u2019d: Zuck the grappler<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,83,52,156,190],"class_list":["post-49360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-social-media","tag-white-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49362,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49360\/revisions\/49362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}