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The nightly routine goes as follows: 6:30pm, it\u2019s upstairs for bath time.\u00a0 Then comes the night routine of lotions and pajamas, and then it\u2019s story time and then bed time for both the girls.<\/span><\/p>\n Tonight however, things took a turn for the explosive worst, when the pajamas I selected for #1 were the Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings<\/em> pajamas that mythical wife picked up on clearance because my kids are toddlers and girls have a way easier time getting away with wearing boys-designated clothing than the other way around.<\/span><\/p>\n When she saw the pajamas that I was about to put on her, I might as well have declared war on the Jews, bombed Pearl Harbor, and released the Bubonic plague all at the same time.\u00a0 She went absolutely ballistic and outright refused to wear the pajamas.\u00a0 I tried to coax them onto her, and was met with a fucking Liu Kang bicycle kick for my troubles.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n I did eventually get them onto her, hoping that she\u2019d chill out and resign to the clothes that she would just be sleeping in, and changing out of in the morning, but no, it was screaming and snot and tears and waterworks, and I\u2019m trying my hardest not to die laughing over the fact that it was just a pair of fucking Shang-Chi pajamas that was triggering this meltdown.<\/span><\/p>\n Eventually, it became apparent that she wasn\u2019t going to lose this argument.\u00a0 We went into her room for story time and lights out and the meltdown was still on.\u00a0 And because my house is kept cold through the night, I didn\u2019t want her to strip down as soon as I left the room, so I acquiesced and changed her pajamas to something that wasn\u2019t as offensive as screaming the N-word at the top of my lungs in College Park.<\/span><\/p>\n Lesson learned today: #1 most definitely isn\u2019t a fan of Shang-Chi.\u00a0 Better avoid that one when eventually going through the Marvel movies timeline in the future.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The nightly routine goes as follows: 6:30pm, it\u2019s upstairs for bath time.\u00a0 Then comes the night routine of lotions and pajamas, and then it\u2019s story time and then bed time for both the girls. Tonight however, things took a turn for the explosive worst, when the pajamas I selected for #1 were the Shang-Chi and … Continue reading Dad Brog (#111): An offense so grand<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140,100,193,45,192,41,89,68,19,49],"class_list":["post-49369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comics","tag-comparison","tag-dad","tag-fail","tag-kids","tag-movies","tag-racism","tag-tragedy","tag-video-games","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49371,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49369\/revisions\/49371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}