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The last time I went to a Braves game was in 2021.\u00a0 The Yankees were visiting, and since mythical wife and her mother are both Yankee fans, an opportunity arose for the wifey and myself to go to a game.\u00a0 I had tremendous apprehension being in such a gargantuan crowd in 2021, and the Yankees draw like gangbusters no matter where they go, but we still went, and unsurprisingly, the Braves lost.<\/span><\/p>\n Sure, they went on to win the World Series<\/em> later in the season, but in the one and only game that I went to, the Braves would do what I\u2019m conditioned to seeing them do whenever I see them in person: lose.<\/span><\/p>\n As part of trying to allow our au pair to try things out and experience the little things that makes \u2018Murica America, I took her to a baseball game; regardless of if you\u2019re a sports fan or not, the American pastime is something that should be experienced at least once.\u00a0 Frankly, it wasn\u2019t my idea since despite my distance from baseball fandom, I still want to see the Braves succeed and win baseball games, but mythical wife went ahead and bought tickets and insisted we go.<\/span><\/p>\n Considering the fact that the Braves were 90-game winners hosting the 60-win St. Louis Cardinals, it seemed like a good bet that the Braves might have some success on this game.\u00a0 It was compounded by the fact that upon getting to the ballpark, seeing Spencer Strider starting the game, who is a legitimate candidate to win the NL Cy Young this year.\u00a0 And of course, there\u2019s Ronald Acu\u00f1a, Jr. who is a very strong candidate to win the NL MVP this year, there was plenty of reason to be optimistic that maybe, just maybe, the Braves could deliver a win for my au pair to witness.<\/span><\/p>\n Naturally, in spite of the monumental favoring of the Braves, they would completely shit the bed and roll over and die, losing an abysmal contest 11-6, where the final score hardly tells the story of just how bad of a game it was for the Braves.<\/span><\/p>\n Spencer Strider would basically have his worst start of the season, pitching only 2.2 innings, while allowing six runs on six hits, with one of them being a titanic home run that happened before we even got to our seats, meaning it was 2-0 by the time we sat down.\u00a0 He couldn\u2019t find the strike zone, and for a guy whom Atlanta grew accustomed to seeing striking out 8-10 guys every start, it\u2019s a miracle he even struck out five.<\/span><\/p>\n Ronald Acu\u00f1a, Jr., despite being the likely MVP of the league was just as bad on this night, going hitless until the ninth inning where he finally connected on a meaningless single when the score was already 11-6.\u00a0 He flew out, ground out, struck out and completing what I like to call the cycle of suck, ground into a double play with runners on base, effectively killing the one rally the team scraped together.\u00a0 Him and Ozzie Albies were completely ineffective on the entire night, and it was quite surreal seeing the two of them basically being the rally killers, for whenever the team got going, they\u2019d be the ones to snuff out any and all momentum built up by the others in the lineup.<\/span><\/p>\n Needless to say, when we bounced early in the seventh, it was quite humorous that no sooner did my feet touch the ground outside the gates is when Austin Riley connected on a home run, but by then, it was already too late.\u00a0 I\u2019d been to enough baseball games in my life to know the rhythm of a game like this was pointing towards an L.\u00a0 It kind of sucks that the Braves would flop so badly in my au pair\u2019s first ever experience at a baseball game, but it was still a pleasant time where she got to see the sights, eat ballpark trash food, and she did get to see a bunch of homeruns; even if the majority of them were hit by the opposing team.<\/span><\/p>\n All the same, this is why I don\u2019t go to Braves games anymore, because now the Braves have lost three in a row, run the risk of getting swept by the strangely woeful Cardinals, and probably begin a September swoon which will lead to their inevitable yearly NLDS collapse, because baby luck is long past gone now, and regardless of how many regular season games and division championships they win, it\u2019s about time for the Braves to stick to the status quo and remain being the Braves.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The last time I went to a Braves game was in 2021.\u00a0 The Yankees were visiting, and since mythical wife and her mother are both Yankee fans, an opportunity arose for the wifey and myself to go to a game.\u00a0 I had tremendous apprehension being in such a gargantuan crowd in 2021, and the Yankees … Continue reading This is why I don\u2019t go to Braves games<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[196,62,66,45,205,83,52,58,49],"class_list":["post-49590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-barves","tag-baseball","tag-braves","tag-fail","tag-mlb","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-sports","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49592,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49590\/revisions\/49592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}