{"id":49647,"date":"2023-11-01T10:24:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-01T15:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49647"},"modified":"2023-11-03T10:24:09","modified_gmt":"2023-11-03T15:24:09","slug":"an-unprecedented-level-of-ownage-just-went-legendary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49647","title":{"rendered":"An unprecedented level of ownage just went legendary"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The bar has been set<\/a>: Marcus Jordan, son of Michael Jordan, wants dad to be his best man when he gets married . . . to Scottie Pippen\u2019s ex-wife<\/span><\/p>\n

About a year ago it came out that Scottie Pippen\u2019s ex-wife was in a relationship with Marcus Jordan, the son of the greatest NBA player of all time, Michael Jordan.\u00a0 I just figured ol\u2019 Larsa was doing so a cerebrally petty means of attacking her ex, ol\u2019 Stiffin\u2019 Pippen, because they seemed to have had a fairly tumultuous and ugly public divorce.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

After all, there\u2019s rebounding with a younger man, and then there\u2019s rebounding with a younger man who also happens to be the son of your greatest frienemy\/rival\/man who overshadowed you your whole career\/life, and considering all the nastiness that showed during their divorce, it didn\u2019t seem like such a stretch that a gal like Larsa would do such a thing for no other reason.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now whether it was a one-night stand gone wrong, a touching tale of true love to grow out of the pile of dog shit, or an orchestrated plot to try and make Scottie Pippen have sleep problems for the next decade, the relationship has evolved, and now Marcus and Larsa are apparently engaged and are planning to get married; and<\/em> Marcus wants his dad, to the best man at his wedding.<\/span><\/p>\n

Back when I found out about Marcus and Larsa\u2019s relationship, I called it an unprecedented level of ownage<\/a>, which still stands, but with them getting married, and the desire to have MJ as the best man, which he will more than likely do, that unprecedented level of ownage is about to become legendary.\u00a0 A new lofty level of owange that will have a hard time ever being matched, much less surpassed.\u00a0 One where even Patrick Ewing of all people would sit back and go, \u201cdamn, Scottie about to get owned.<\/em>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Not only did Larsa dump Scottie\u2019s ass, she held onto his name because obviously she\u2019s nothing without it, so that\u2019s getting owned; she keeps the notoriety of being a Pippen without having to put up with Scottie\u2019s bullshit and most likely the constant embarrassment of him being Stiffin\u2019 Pippen whenever they went out to eat.\u00a0 Then she hooks up with a younger man, and that younger man happens to be Marcus Jordan, the son of Michael Jordan, whom Scottie hasn\u2019t been shy about turning full heel on over the last few years, and letting his true green-eyed monster rear its ugly head, so that\u2019s getting owned to the unprecedented level.<\/span><\/p>\n

But now they\u2019re getting married, and if MJ has any semblance of knowledge of what it takes to be a good dad, he will undoubtedly be his best man, and when they undoubtedly and inevitably and have exorbitant wedding photos, it\u2019s going to be Scottie\u2019s ex-wife, with a younger man, AND Michael Jordan all looking at the camera and smiling, looking right back at Scottie.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s no secret how much MJ loves winning and owning others, and this undoubtedly counts as a severe and massive W for MJ, at the expense of Scottie.\u00a0 And I\u2019m not sure what would be sweeter, between all of this being basically payback for all of the bullshit Scottie had spouted in the media about MJ and their relationship, or the fact that throughout this whole journey, MJ really didn\u2019t actually lift a finger the whole time, letting his son do all of the legwork, and being able to usurp the credit for the ownage solely by being Marcus\u2019s dad.<\/span><\/p>\n

Either way, at this point, I think it\u2019s safe to say that Patrick Ewing can finally hand over the massively burdensome torch of being MJ\u2019s biggest bitch<\/a> over to Scottie Pippen, because I have no earthly idea on how this level of ownage can ever be surpassed.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The bar has been set: Marcus Jordan, son of Michael Jordan, wants dad to be his best man when he gets married . . . to Scottie Pippen\u2019s ex-wife About a year ago it came out that Scottie Pippen\u2019s ex-wife was in a relationship with Marcus Jordan, the son of the greatest NBA player of … Continue reading An unprecedented level of ownage just went legendary<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,79,100,83,52,58],"class_list":["post-49647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-basketball","tag-cashmoney","tag-comparison","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49648,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49647\/revisions\/49648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}