{"id":49684,"date":"2023-11-21T10:36:13","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T15:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49684"},"modified":"2023-11-22T10:36:21","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T15:36:21","slug":"the-manufacturing-rights-to-the-batmobile-go-to-nissan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49684","title":{"rendered":"The manufacturing rights to the Batmobile go to Nissan??"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Apparently, it happened nearly a month ago, but because I live under a rock, I obviously missed out on it until it was spoon-fed to me from a targeted ad; but there was some car show out in Japan where all the manufacturers unveil new shit, and among all the general noise, emerged the fact that Nissan is basically making, the Batmobile.<\/span><\/p>\n

They\u2019re calling it the Nissan Hyper Force, which sounds more like it should be a Power Rangers<\/em> Zord, but from the looks of the concept, come on, it\u2019s the goddamn Batmobile.\u00a0 The sharp lines, the design meant for optimal aerodynamics, that every flare and angle, basically looks like Lucius Fox himself designed it.<\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t care enough to deep dive into reading everything about it, but this snippet I saw basically encapsulates the vehicle as a whole:<\/span><\/p>\n

The Nissan Hyper Force is designed for racing enthusiasts and gamers who crave the adrenaline rush of the racetrack but are also eco-concious.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There are a lot of assumptions being made here, like assuming mutual exclusivity between being gamers and those who have the balls and means to get out onto the racetrack and I feel like such couldn\u2019t be any more incorrect, but in the land of marketing, people will say whatever the fuck sounds like it can capture the imagination of some gullible saps into thinking that they can not only tackle Akina, but also do it green.<\/span><\/p>\n

But not likely to be in the brochure are that drivers will feel compelled to tap into their inner vigilante and go out and fight crime.\u00a0 Also, hack their car and find out ways to install sophisticated self-drive mechanisms to drive to you on command, as well as have hidden compartments for smoke bombs, gatling guns, and my favorite Batmobile gizmo, the grappling hook to make the smoothest 90 degree turn without having to slow down in history.<\/span><\/p>\n

Either way, kudos to Nissan for being the car maker who decided to have the stones to take on the Batmobile, and all the tryhards in the future who will get one for absolutely no other reason than that it\u2019s unofficially, the Batmobile.\u00a0 I think if I don\u2019t get another Tesla outright, I\u2019m leaning towards something a little more conservative and subtle, like the re-release of the Honda Prelude<\/a>, the updated Fairlady Z<\/a>, and much to my own surprise, even the new Prius is looking pretty alright<\/a> these days.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently, it happened nearly a month ago, but because I live under a rock, I obviously missed out on it until it was spoon-fed to me from a targeted ad; but there was some car show out in Japan where all the manufacturers unveil new shit, and among all the general noise, emerged the fact … Continue reading The manufacturing rights to the Batmobile go to Nissan??<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[130,131,51,140,100,83,49],"class_list":["post-49684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-art","tag-branding","tag-cars","tag-comics","tag-comparison","tag-observations","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49686,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49684\/revisions\/49686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}