{"id":49722,"date":"2023-12-10T22:22:47","date_gmt":"2023-12-11T03:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49722"},"modified":"2023-12-13T22:22:55","modified_gmt":"2023-12-14T03:22:55","slug":"this-is-my-new-dream-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49722","title":{"rendered":"This is my new dream ride"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sauce<\/a>: Florida hoons with too much time and money on their hands rig the body of a Honda Odyssey onto the chassis of a Tesla Model S Plaid<\/span><\/p>\n

Throughout my life of being interested in cars, I\u2019ve always been fascinated by sleeper cars.\u00a0 Cars that look unsuspecting and basically invisible, but really are high-performance monsters underneath the hood.\u00a0 There have been a few noteworthy sleepers out of the box, like the 90\u2019s Ford Taurus SHO, but in most cases all it really takes is slapping a turbo or swapping a motor onto a nondescript automobile, and you\u2019ve got a reliable sleeper.<\/span><\/p>\n

However, over the last few years, I\u2019ve become enthusiastic about having become a Tesla owner, and having an EV, that doesn\u2019t rely on the gas that always demoralizes me when I have to fill up my gas-powered vehicles.\u00a0 And given the price points and the general unwillingness to fuck around with and tinker with mine or any EV, the reality of having a sleeper car in the immediate future doesn\u2019t seem very likely.<\/span><\/p>\n

So this particular story about a bunch of car dudes out in Florida who clearly have too much time and money on their hands, who Frankenstein together the body of a Honda Odyssey minivan, onto the body of a Tesla Model S Plaid, one of the fastest cars in the world off the line, gets my attention because it is quite literally smashing together two things that I\u2019m interested in, Teslas and sleepers, and making something that I didn\u2019t think really was possible, a sleeper Tesla.<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s just hilarious to see the dumpy turd on wheels that is the Honda Odyssey, and I wish that these bros went a little longer before making a video to actually refine and try to meld the two cars together, because as it is, it felt very raw and rushed, where they leave off.\u00a0 But at least they have a relatively driveable ride, and I found it hilarious whenever they punched it, and the sheer torque of the Tesla\u2019s electric motor would wrench and yank so hard that all you could hear was the metal-on-metal smashing of a jerry-rigged chassis trying to keep two pieces together.<\/span><\/p>\n

But overall, this is a potential dream car: Tesla power and no reliance on gasoline, but the invisible obscurity of the penultimate soccer mom van of the 2000\u2019s.\u00a0 I for one, would definitely be all about riding around in one of these as my primary ride if it were remotely cleaned up, functional, and didn\u2019t sound like the body would rip off when I pushed the accelerator.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sauce: Florida hoons with too much time and money on their hands rig the body of a Honda Odyssey onto the chassis of a Tesla Model S Plaid Throughout my life of being interested in cars, I\u2019ve always been fascinated by sleeper cars.\u00a0 Cars that look unsuspecting and basically invisible, but really are high-performance monsters … Continue reading This is my new dream ride<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,79,83],"class_list":["post-49722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-cashmoney","tag-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49722"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49724,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49722\/revisions\/49724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}