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Look at this photograph of Jennifer Lopez and Jimmy Fallon.\u00a0 They\u2019re laughing at all the parents whom they duped into buying their \u201ccollaboration\u201d book, Con Pollo<\/em>.\u00a0 Frankly, I don\u2019t know how my household ended up with this book, we\u2019ve inherited a lot of books and mythical wife has a lot of books from school, and we\u2019re often given books as gifts for the girls, because it\u2019s known just how much we read to them.\u00a0 I just know that I didn\u2019t purchase it, because if I saw anything \u201cauthored\u201d by Jimmy Fallon or Jennifer Lopez, I probably wouldn\u2019t have bought it, especially if it was by both of them.<\/span><\/p>\n But somehow, this book exists in my home, and all I can think of it is just how much bullshit it is.\u00a0 It\u2019s 48 pages of a basic journey of a young chicken doing things throughout the day, but it\u2019s more like 24, because it\u2019s this format where query is asked two times, with the second time in Espa\u00f1ol.\u00a0 I haven\u2019t taken Spanish since the 9th<\/sup> grade in high school, but even I can recollect the basic words being spouted in this book.<\/span><\/p>\n In all fairness, it contains more words than MAMA or DADA or BABY like all of Fallon\u2019s previous<\/a>, and unfortunate New York Times bestsellers, which means that Jennifer Lopez probably used her IQ points to insert some basic words, in two languages at their most basic forms into this.<\/span><\/p>\n And then they slap their names on it and call it a day, and of course, because there are lots of parents who impulse buy because they see celebrity names on it instead of actually checking to see what the substance of the books themselves, this too is a New York Times bestseller.\u00a0 Which further emphasizes the sheer lack of merit or sales numbers actually necessary to earn that seemingly important designation.<\/span><\/p>\n Frankly, it\u2019s crap like this that exemplifies the notion that celebrities shouldn\u2019t be allowed to write books, other than autobiographies.\u00a0 Most of the time, they\u2019re wholly unqualified to produce content that might actually have some influence on the young budding minds of tomorrow, as demonstrated by Fallon, who clearly roped J-Lo into putting her name on a turd to help fling it off shelves so that some rich fucks can get even richer.<\/span><\/p>\n I look forward to the future book audit where this fails to meet the cut, and ends up in the donation pile, so it can rot someone else\u2019s shelves and collections, and be the fuck out of mine.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Look at this photograph of Jennifer Lopez and Jimmy Fallon.\u00a0 They\u2019re laughing at all the parents whom they duped into buying their \u201ccollaboration\u201d book, Con Pollo.\u00a0 Frankly, I don\u2019t know how my household ended up with this book, we\u2019ve inherited a lot of books and mythical wife has a lot of books from school, and … Continue reading Dad Brog (#131): Con Pollo es mierda<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[74,79,193,45,192,83,190,49],"class_list":["post-49879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-books","tag-cashmoney","tag-dad","tag-fail","tag-kids","tag-observations","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49881,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49879\/revisions\/49881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}