{"id":49995,"date":"2024-05-22T08:53:52","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T13:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49995"},"modified":"2024-05-24T08:53:59","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T13:53:59","slug":"tryhardszn2024-catching-unicorns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49995","title":{"rendered":"#TRYHARDSZN2024: Catching unicorns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-49996 \" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/borat_woman.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"551\" height=\"310\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fox40.com\/news\/local-news\/modesto-student-is-yale-bound-after-receiving-over-20-college-admission-offers\/\">Avdohnk<\/a>: Teen from Modesto, California goes 21 for 34 in college applications, including four of the Ivies<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Seeing as how the general culmination of #TRYHARDSZN acceptance days are now in the past, all that\u2019s really left is to just scour the landscape of the world, searching for #TRYHARDs who are standouts in a very competitive field.\u00a0 In other words, schools and the news are mostly looking for kids that can help fill their Affirmative Action-like quotas of trying to represent diversity, but not realizing that by deliberately being so selective and obvious, that they\u2019re kind of being more racist than if they weren\u2019t #TRYHARDING so hard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But what we have here is interesting, because we have a #TRYHARD that is a female of Iraqi descent, which I have to imagine is probably something of a unicorn when it comes to schools in America getting to put a checkmark next to in their diversity results.\u00a0 It probably definitely helps that this student\u2019s family immigrated to the United States some 30 years ago, which most likely helped them get their foot in the door before America got really, <em>really<\/em> afraid of brown people.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">All the same, she\u2019s still a female of Iraqi descent, which is impressive coming from a culture that basically sees females as third-rate, and of less importance than like, fourth-cousins from their uncle\u2019s side, or cows, and I\u2019m surprised that she didn\u2019t go 34 for 34 in her college applications, because I imagine the pool in which to pull Iraqi females from is probably not even shallow, but a damp spot on the asphalt on a sunny day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The funniest thing about this particular story is her narrative of opening of response letters from all the colleges, and how her family deliberately saved Harvard for last:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">We opened up all the Ivy Leagues one by one and my parents were like, okay, save Harvard for last. We opened Harvard and my mom started crying and she was like telling all of her friends in Iraq, like, my daughter just got into Harvard,\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">So it sounds like Harvard was the ultimate goal, as it is for basically every Asian parent on the face of the planet \u2013 but then the article goes to explain that she\u2019ll be headed to Yale in the fall instead, with no context or justification for why she\u2019s switching so abruptly like that.\u00a0 It\u2019s not that such is really any of our business, but it does come off as shoddy journalism to tease the whole wanting to go to Harvard angle, but then to just drop that she\u2019s going to Yale instead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Either way, another thing that\u2019s interesting is the fact that this story actually mentioned the failure rate of this student; most of the time, these #TRYHARD stories are quick to round to the nearest high number, or just say the number of acceptances flat, but despite the fact that this girl got into 21 schools, she also failed to get into 13 of them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Considering four of them were Ivies, other than perhaps the other four Ivy League schools, it leads to wonder what schools would turn this girl down, not knowing that they had already gotten into Harvard and Yale among other prestigious schools.\u00a0 Like it would be funny if like Cal State-Fullerton or Long Beach State were all like \u201cehhh, nah, pass\u201d while Stanford, Yale and Harvard all said yes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, at this point, I think I\u2019m done with writing about #TRYHARDSZN2024.\u00a0 I think I\u2019ve proven my point that there are a tremendous amount of #TRYHARDs that come out of the woodwork nowadays, and that most of them seem to be doing it not so much for genuine consideration for their futures, as much as it\u2019s just a big dick Keeping Up With the Joneses competition to see who can get into the most schools, amass the most amount of scholarship money, and generally be the most obnoxiously insufferable overachievers there are, when the vast majority of these #TRYHARDs are exploiting some unfair advantages that not everyone in the country would be entitled to.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Short of some exceptional stories, we\u2019ll mark the female Iraqi Unicorn as the closing chapter to #TRYHARDSZN2024.\u00a0 Until next year (maybe)!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avdohnk: Teen from Modesto, California goes 21 for 34 in college applications, including four of the Ivies Seeing as how the general culmination of #TRYHARDSZN acceptance days are now in the past, all that\u2019s really left is to just scour the landscape of the world, searching for #TRYHARDs who are standouts in a very competitive &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=49995\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#TRYHARDSZN2024: Catching unicorns<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,83,52,89,182],"class_list":["post-49995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-racism","tag-tryharding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49995"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49997,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49995\/revisions\/49997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}