{"id":50057,"date":"2024-07-15T23:38:58","date_gmt":"2024-07-16T04:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50057"},"modified":"2024-07-20T23:39:05","modified_gmt":"2024-07-21T04:39:05","slug":"thoughts-on-cruising-with-virgin-for-the-first-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50057","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts on Cruising with Virgin for the first time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image wp-image-50058 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_0992-e1721536646810.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_0992-e1721536646810.jpg 321w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_0992-e1721536646810-195x300.jpg 195w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Mythical wife and I recently went on an adults-only vacation, probably the first one since well, we had children.\u00a0 Sure, we\u2019ve had a quick jaunt away here or there, but nothing like a four-night cruise on an adults-only line, where we had no real objective other than the pursuit of relaxation and feeling not just like parents.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">So let\u2019s get it out of the way now, yes, which meant that we were Virgin virgins, as we had never cruised with Virgin Cruises before.\u00a0 We\u2019d both heard lots of good things about them, and it seemed as good of an endeavor to embark on before mythical wife has to start preparing for the next school year.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">It was kind of weird preparing and embarking on this trip, seeing as how like I\u2019d said, we\u2019d never really had such time away from the kids under these circumstances.\u00a0 We got to fly somewhere instead of driving because the cost of two adults is way more feasible than flying five humans, where none of them are lap-rider eligible (read: free) anymore, and we had nothing but carry-ons instead of the maximum baggage allowance allowed to travel with.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I got to enjoy a legit Cuban sandwich and coffee in downtown Miami before we departed which is definitely worth mentioning considering how neither seems to be capable of existing outside of Miami and presumably, Cuba itself, but from the very start, Virgin Cruise Line seemed to be a breath of fresh air compared to other experiences we\u2019ve had cruising in the past.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">As all sorts of identification, passports, and documentation are logged in advance of travel, we basically show up to port at a general assigned time, and then we\u2019re through in a jiffy with minimal waiting.\u00a0 There was little feeling like cattle, slowly moving through the pen before we\u2019re on the ship, and we go straight to our stateroom, where a nifty tablet is waiting that controls everything, and fresh canisters of water, as if they know the process of embarkation can be a pain in the ass and it\u2019s important to replenish the hydration of being in South Florida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Admittedly, I had some concerns and thought that it would temper my enthusiasm when doing some recon prior to the trip, because there were some things about the branding, the presentation and general vibe I was getting, that Virgin Cruises might be a little on the douchey side; I mean, the ice cream joint on ship is literally called \u201cLick Me til Ice Cream\u201d which is about as cringey to type out as much as it is to see it on a fucking wall (but it didn\u2019t stop us from going there a few times and enjoying some decent quality gelato), and the cruise line\u2019s general importance placed on drinking and partying.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But a lot of those preconceived notions were put to rest pretty early on, and other than like, the temperature of our stateroom, and the occasional clunkiness of the app, I really don\u2019t have anything bad to say about the entire experience, and I can say without hesitation that we had a fantastic experience, and we would without hesitation do it again in the future, which is all but guaranteed, seeing as how we\u2019ve capitalized on their future voyage bait of a large amount of on-board credit for putting a deposit down for a future cruise.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><!--more--><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019d thought about doing a pros and cons kind of list for Virgin, but honestly there aren\u2019t really any cons, beyond some reaching gripes.\u00a0 So all the same, I\u2019ll try to gather my thoughts and put together why I enjoyed the cruising experience so much, and hopefully in the future I can talk at least one other couple to come and try to see for themselves what mythical wife and I found out for ourselves.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>The food<\/strong>.\u00a0 First and foremost, the quality of the food aboard the Valiant Lady was top-notch, through and through.\u00a0 Mythical wife and I capitalized on their reservation policy of booking as soon as we were eligible to book, and we did some research and made a point to try every restaurant on board, which I think we can safely say that we managed to succeed in.\u00a0 Being a four-night cruise, we might not have experienced both brunch and dinner service everywhere, but we did manage to try every restaurant at least once.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And my ranking of them would be:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Extra Virgin (Italian)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Pink Agave (Mexican)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The Wake (steakhouse)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Razzle Dazzle (vegan)<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Gunbae (Korean)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Obviously it looks suspect that I\u2019m putting the Korean joint at the bottom of a ranking, but it\u2019s not to say that they sucked, it\u2019s just that I thought everywhere else was just better.\u00a0 Gunbae was fine, but their Korean food was obviously not prepared by Korean people, their kalbi was actually bulgogi cut beef marinated in kalbi sauces, and Gunbae is more of an dining experience than it is going actually for the food, I decided.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The Wake had an incredible strip steak for their brunch, that I imagine they would have something equally amazing during a dinner service that we\u2019d have to do the next time.\u00a0 Pink Agave\u2019s roast pork was probably my favorite entr\u00e9e hands down on the entire cruise, but Extra Virgin had an incredible gnocchi, steak and pasta spread that was the most satisfying dining experience on the cruise.\u00a0 Extra Virgin also is the only place that we went to twice, since the gnocchi especially was so good.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Aside from the restaurants, the food throughout the rest of the ship was all top-notch, and definitely does not suffer a drop in quality just because they\u2019re not in the restaurants.\u00a0 Virgin doesn\u2019t do a buffet you can go to at any point, but rather a food court style where you can pick up from a variety of genres. And throughout our trip, I was able to indulge in stuff like burgers, chicken sandwiches, ramen, dumplings, vindaloo chicken sticks, and some of the best spiced French fries ever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">A first world problem was definitely the feeling that there weren\u2019t enough meals in the day to really have gotten to try a little bit of everything as I hoped I would, but that also just means that there\u2019s something to look forward to in the future.\u00a0 As I\u2019ve said in the past, a mark of a good trip is feeling like you didn\u2019t get to do everything you wanted, and that\u2019s definitely the case with the food variety with Virgin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>The service<\/strong>.\u00a0 I can confidently say that at no point did I feel any staff member we encountered was anything short of pleasant, helpful, entertaining or any other positive praise I could put in writing.\u00a0 Restaurant workers, guest services, stewards and bartenders, everyone was always cheerful and willing to help and accommodate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">And the thing is, tips are 100% included with your fare, so you really don\u2019t feel like everyone is being super nice to you in order to get tips from you, and the feeling, or lack of, pressure of knowing you don\u2019t have to fork over envelopes of cash at the end of the cruise is refreshing and liberating, especially since I actually didn\u2019t get to go to the bank before the trip, and the amount of actual cash I had on hand was not a lot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">It&#8217;s also worth mentioning that Virgin is very lax when it comes to allowing their staff to be well, humans.\u00a0 For context, crew for Disney and Royal Caribbean are basically not allowed to fraternize with guests, and basically when they\u2019re not actively working, they\u2019re sequestered into staff quarters, where they have their own dining sections, light recreation and amenities, and are for the most part expected to be out of sight when they\u2019re not needed to be in mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Virgin crew are allowed to eat, mingle, drink and exercise amongst the rest of us pleebs, and I always found it comforting and refreshing to see tag-wearing crew just hanging out, eating, or exercising among the rest of us, and I appreciate Virgin\u2019s policy to allow them to be real people and not just anonymous crew.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s funny though, because in my experience with other cruise lines, it feels like each one seems to have dibs on certain regions of the world to <span style=\"text-decoration-line: line-through;\">exploit<\/span> recruit from, like how Disney seems to have an inordinate number of people from Indonesia and the Philippines, while Royal Caribbean has a lot of Indian and Israeli workers.\u00a0 Virgin seems to have staffed up their ship from mostly eastern Europe, based on the seemingly amusing parade of mostly blonde white people working all over the place who all had accents and names that looked like they were from Hungary, Croatia or the Ukraine<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Fitness and amenities<\/strong>.\u00a0 Maybe it can be lumped into the superficial vibe, but at least it\u2019s one that I can appreciate, but Virgin puts a lot of emphasis on fitness and health, based on the abundance of exercise resources they offer, and how many healthier options of food they provide.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Sure, of course I was going to relax a little and indulge in the variety of spoils available to me, but I\u2019m also an early-riser that likes to be active, and on two of the mornings, I naturally awoke early, and I decided to take advantage of the fitness resources available to me, and if there\u2019s one thing that I\u2019ve always loved doing on cruise ships, is running laps, because there\u2019s few things as pleasant to run in than sea breeze and a view of endless water in the horizon, and then after each of my runs, I hit the weight room, to do some vanity douchebag workouts, AKA arm curls, bench, situps, pushups and anything to get a quick pump to look my beefiest in the event I would hit the pool deck or be in a tank top.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Virgin had a pretty serious weight room for a cruise, with dumbbells that went up to 100 lbs, and a wide variety of machines to get some iron in, that I definitely capitalized on, and I most definitely was not alone in the gym.\u00a0 Obviously, this isn\u2019t always possible on other cruises when I have the kids in tow, but while I had the opportunity to be in my exercise world on my own, I definitely capitalized and I enjoyed it immensely.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">As for the rest of the amenities on the cruise, there isn\u2019t a ton of things, but the things they did have were cool, like the board game room, a small arcade with some retro games, even if their <em>SFII:CE<\/em> cabinet wasn\u2019t well maintained and I couldn\u2019t even do a fucking hadoken, but I still had fun playing <em>Golden Axe<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">There was a casino on board that had some really, really reasonable table limits, and hopefully in the future I can bring a little bit of a bankroll to have some fun with, but I didn\u2019t really want to fall into the rabbit hole this time, and I didn\u2019t really have much disposable cash on me, so I refrained, despite my want to bust out an old roulette strat from way back in time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But really, it\u2019s kind of good that they don\u2019t have such stacked activity agendas or more amenities than they provided, because it gave me a lot of downtime for me to indulge in things that I want to do for myself, like simply having the opportunity to find a secluded place in the Galley where I could indulge in a cup of coffee or two, or some Diet Cokes, put in my ear buds and stream music since <strong>Virgin gives free wifi<\/strong>, and read quietly on my Kindle.\u00a0 Kind of like in my pre-dad days, I was able to crush an entire book by an author I like, all while enjoying drinks, view and music doing it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m sure I\u2019m forgetting other things, but this post is turning into a beast and I\u2019m losing my resolve, but I wanted to mention the <strong>debarkation<\/strong> as a massively surprisingly positive experience.\u00a0 Not only were we given until 10:15 am to get off the ship, when we did get off the ship, it was the easiest thing in the world walking out without getting interrogated by customs or having to feel like cattle going through the chute again.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I don\u2019t have a lot of negatives to say about the experience, like I said, they\u2019d be reaching or first-world problems in the grand spectrum of things.\u00a0 Our room wouldn\u2019t get as arctic as mythical wife likes it, and the air circulation was weak.\u00a0 The tablet that controls most of the room\u2019s functions crapped out a few times, necessitating rebooting and using manual override buttons around the room.\u00a0 The pools are small and not worth getting crowded over, and despite the fact that we both brought swimwear, neither of us actually went to the pool.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">However, Virgin\u2019s beach club on Bimini, Bahamas was definitely a place where it would be worth busting out the swimwear, because they had gigantic pools, and a stunning beach that I kind of wish that I indulged in, even by myself, but the day we were there, there was also some crazy motherfuckers at the security gate at the port that clogged up the shuttle service, and I came to relax, and waiting in a bigass line is very much not relaxing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Again, something to consider for the future, and definitely one that I highly encouraged mythical wife to do with me the next time we\u2019re out there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">As far as destinations go, Key West and Bimini island aren\u2019t particularly breathtaking or must-see kind of places.\u00a0 I got off the ship at both, just to say that I stepped foot in Key West, and I got to see a free-range chicken, and I actually did explore Bimini, because I saw on Google Maps that they had a town named after my daughter that I wanted to find a sign of, but mythical wife ignored both, and had no regrets doing so, and I don\u2019t really disagree either.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Virgin Cruise Line, at least for this voyage was definitely all about the journey, and hardly at all about the destinations.\u00a0 Mythical wife and I were talking about how after this experience, Royal Caribbean seems like a cruise line that has little purpose for us in the future; she said never, but I wouldn\u2019t go that far, but I understand where she\u2019s coming from.\u00a0 From a price, food and experience standpoint, Virgin demolishes Royal, and Disney will always be in the conversation due to the girls, but when it comes to future cruises where we can be adults, it&#8217;s hard to not put Virgin at the front of the line.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m already looking forward to the next time we go cruising, and I think many of our collective friends would enjoy it themselves if they were to go.\u00a0 For all the talks and hypothetical reunions my friends and I toss around, I think a Virgin cruise would be a perfect thing we could do where everyone could enjoy good food, and make good time with friends as well as for themselves.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span 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