{"id":50173,"date":"2024-09-05T13:15:48","date_gmt":"2024-09-05T18:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50173"},"modified":"2024-09-13T13:15:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-13T18:15:58","slug":"things-white-people-like-the-new-ford-broncos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50173","title":{"rendered":"Things White People Like: the new Ford Broncos"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The funny thing about Things White People Like is that it\u2019s rarely like a gradual thing.\u00a0 It\u2019s always, you wake up one morning, and then suddenly white people all over the place are doing\/having\/partaking in the exact same thing.\u00a0 Building black and white homes, falling head over heels in love with Major League Soccer, embracing Korean food, etc, etc.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s almost like there\u2019s a gigantic group chat for nothing but white people, and they come to consensuses on what things they decide to declare \u201ctheirs\u201d and the following day, every single one of them embarks on claiming it, before any other dirty non-white demographic can get their grubby hands on it.<\/span><\/p>\n

But let\u2019s talk about the new Ford Bronco; and this isn\u2019t the first time I\u2019ve written about the Ford Bronco and <\/em>in this identical context, but it\u2019s just because it seems like White People have hit another gear in Liking this Thing that it warrants another posting.<\/span><\/p>\n

Also, I know the car has been out for a while, so it\u2019s not really new anymore per say, but the thing is I call it such out of a lack of wanting to refer to it by its chassis or model year because that would require looking things up and I don\u2019t care about white people enough to want to exert such effort.\u00a0 But also because by calling it the new Ford Bronco also implies that the old Ford Bronco is a leper of a vehicle and all of them are undoubtedly OJ Simpson cars, and not the Jesus Jeep-replacement that seems to be exclusive to white people only.<\/span><\/p>\n

And that\u2019s exactly what the new Ford Bronco appears to have become for White People \u2013 a Jeep replacement, because Jeeps have become attainable and acceptable to people of all other races and colors, to the point where White People feel the need to flee the Jeep brand and go find something else to claim for themselves.<\/span><\/p>\n

I went to go visit my brother not long ago, and we\u2019re parking in a parking lot and in front of us is a Korean guy monkeying with the soft-top of his Jeep, clearly getting it lowered so that he can indulge in the beautiful beach town weather that we were at.\u00a0 I said to my brother, that this guy was an example of why exactly the Ford Bronco has become a de facto White People car, because minorities are progressively getting more and more of their hands on Jeeps, and they can\u2019t stand it.<\/span><\/p>\n

Fewer things make it more obvious that new Ford Broncos are Jeep replacements than the fact that they\u2019re basically designed to be Jeep clones, but with Ford badges and the little bucking bronco emblem on them.\u00a0 From color selection, aesthetic trims, and just the overall silhouette of them, they\u2019re basically the Temu version of a Jeep, since Fords in general short of a hand-built GT500 or Shelby Mustang are all cheap adult-sized Tonka toys made out of plastic, zip-ties and minority labor.<\/span><\/p>\n

One of the kickers though, was this time I saw a new Ford Bronco with a rubber ducky in the windshield, which is a major thing that the Jeep communities does with their whips.\u00a0 The funny thing is that I saw a photo of a similar vehicle on theFacebook on some Jeep community that I don\u2019t know why I was shown a post from, but the general consensus of that post was that of internet rage, animosity and disdain for a new Ford Bronco owner for ape-ing a very Jeep-ism for their own shitty ride.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously though, I haven\u2019t yet once, seen a single new Ford Bronco, where the driver wasn\u2019t a white person.\u00a0 Mostly females too, but every single new Ford Bronco driver I\u2019ve seen has been white.\u00a0 I\u2019ll probably do a double take if the day ever comes that I see a driver that isn\u2019t Ben Affleck.\u00a0 The funny thing is that there\u2019s actually a home in my community that was completely repainted to be white with black trim and accents; guess what the lady who lives there drives?<\/span><\/p>\n

Interestingly enough, Ford being Ford, their name does hold enough weight to where despite the fact that they\u2019re a Jeep clone, Hummer appears to be trying to now clone them, with their new Hummer models that are supposedly launching in 2025.\u00a0 Considering the fact that they look very similar to new Ford Broncos, I feel like these are going to be a strong candidate of White People cars to flood towards if a few minorities manage to get their hands on the keys.\u00a0 And when it inevitably happens, I guess it\u2019ll be time to add a new entry to the list of Things White People Like.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The funny thing about Things White People Like is that it\u2019s rarely like a gradual thing.\u00a0 It\u2019s always, you wake up one morning, and then suddenly white people all over the place are doing\/having\/partaking in the exact same thing.\u00a0 Building black and white homes, falling head over heels in love with Major League Soccer, embracing … Continue reading Things White People Like: the new Ford Broncos<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[176,51,83,89,190],"class_list":["post-50173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-murica","tag-cars","tag-observations","tag-racism","tag-white-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50173"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50175,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50173\/revisions\/50175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}