{"id":50205,"date":"2024-09-27T22:42:56","date_gmt":"2024-09-28T03:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50205"},"modified":"2024-10-01T22:43:51","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T03:43:51","slug":"vt-mia-not-sure-whats-bigger-bullshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50205","title":{"rendered":"VT-MIA: Not sure what\u2019s bigger bullshit"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The ending, in which a game-winning Virginia Tech Hail Mary pass that was originally ruled a completion and a touchdown that was overruled by pretty inconclusive video evidence to protect Miami and their top-10 ranking, or learning about the existence of Miami tight-end Cam McCormick who is a 26-year old NINTH-YEAR senior.<\/span><\/p>\n

Obviously, I can handle an L, as asinine and bullshit as it might be; Virginia Tech isn\u2019t expected to be a contender again any time soon, so I\u2019ve always got this mindset that any victories are pleasant surprises, but for the most part if the opponent is remotely recognizable in name, they\u2019re probably going to beat the Hokies for the next few years, Miami included.<\/span><\/p>\n

But learning about Cam McCormick, that\u2019s definitely something worth spouting some words on.\u00a0 Mostly, along the lines of, how is this fucking legal, that a guy can just keep coming back to college year after year after year, and competing against kids typically between the ages of 17-22 traditionally.\u00a0 Sure, there may be an occasional fifth year guy on account of a red-shirting here and there, but Cam McCormick is 26 fucking years old.<\/span><\/p>\n

I was five years into my first mortgage, and stressing out about my career and paying bills at the age of 26; Cam McCormick is probably still shotgunning beers and trying to pick up barely legal freshmen at frat parties at the U, and showing up to games and practice and feeling proud of himself for trucking kids 5-8 years younger than him.\u00a0 Sure, he\u2019s probably already making more money than I\u2019ll ever see in my life through NILs, but there\u2019s just something fucked up and weird about a guy that\u2019s been \u201cin college\u201d for nine years, presumably still chipping away at a bachelor\u2019s degree he\u2019ll never actually use any of his bullshit credits from, that is if he\u2019s even required to go to class at all being a meathead.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, look at the picture.\u00a0 McCormick is a grown-ass man playing against a bunch of kids.\u00a0 It\u2019s like Danny Almonte pretending to be 11-years old when he was actually a 14-year old flame thrower, except all the cards are on the table with McCormick and everyone knows he\u2019s a bullshit ninth-year senior.\u00a0 You can\u2019t even call him a senior at this point, he\u2019s like geriatric grade level.<\/span><\/p>\n

And it\u2019s bullshit that this is allowed.\u00a0 What\u2019s going to stop a program from recruiting or transfer-portal\u2019ing a squad of 7th<\/sup>-9th<\/sup> year seniors and fielding a roster full of grown-ass men, who are all hardened and crusty from being 24+ in age, already divorced, and having notes to leave practice early so they can pick up their kids from daycare before they get charged by the minute if they\u2019re late.\u00a0 But when they take the field, they\u2019re a squad of physically mature beasts who have been around the block a few times, and ready to stomp holes into the opponent who has an 18-year old kid at QB protected by an O-line that\u2019s an average age of 20.5.<\/span><\/p>\n

McCormick needs to fucking end this live-rendition of Van Wilder<\/em> and get the fuck out of the game already, because it\u2019s embarrassing and bullshit that a dumb jock is allowed to keep staying in school to play football when he\u2019s closer to AARP eligibility than NCAA.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The ending, in which a game-winning Virginia Tech Hail Mary pass that was originally ruled a completion and a touchdown that was overruled by pretty inconclusive video evidence to protect Miami and their top-10 ranking, or learning about the existence of Miami tight-end Cam McCormick who is a 26-year old NINTH-YEAR senior. Obviously, I can … Continue reading VT-MIA: Not sure what\u2019s bigger bullshit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,106,155,41,58,49],"class_list":["post-50205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-football","tag-hokies","tag-movies","tag-sports","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50207,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50205\/revisions\/50207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}