{"id":50229,"date":"2024-10-11T13:37:24","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T18:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50229"},"modified":"2024-10-11T13:37:24","modified_gmt":"2024-10-11T18:37:24","slug":"i-wish-i-could-be-ceo-of-my-company-for-just-a-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50229","title":{"rendered":"I wish I could be CEO of my company for just a year"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Not that I want to make yet another post talking about work, it\u2019s just that this is something that\u2019s been sitting on my mind a lot lately and falls into the category of if I don\u2019t write it out now, it\u2019ll never getting written out and I think this has legs enough to be worth a post.<\/span><\/p>\n

But \u201cculture\u201d has been the overarching thing going on with the company I work for, and I do feel that we\u2019re at a little bit of a rough patch as far as everyday operations are going.\u00a0 Things aren\u2019t the worst that I\u2019ve ever had to deal with in my career, but they\u2019re far away from being a place that doesn\u2019t feel more than a means to an end type of job.<\/span><\/p>\n

This year, my workplace has gotten a little caught up and fixated on their \u201cscores,\u201d which is how the company is perceived by its own employees, taken by a third-party company.\u00a0 Apparently, the scores this year have been some of the worst ever, to the degree where many people above or not adjacent to my paygrade are seemingly constantly in the works to figure out ways to improve morale, employee satisfaction and potentially improve their scores the next time survey time rolls around.<\/span><\/p>\n

Obviously, one of the first things that comes to mind is, where the fuck are all these people getting time to fixate on stuff like this, when there are business objectives and tasks that could be done alternatively?\u00a0 But I digress, all this score analysis has resulted in a whole lot of aggravating outcomes, which feels like when a couple is having issues, and where one party is trying too hard to make things better that they actually are making things worse.\u00a0 That\u2019s pretty accurate to how it feels like at my workplace currently.<\/span><\/p>\n

Recently, we had an event pop up called \u201cStress Break at the Park\u201d which ordinarily would make me roll my eyes at the forced fraternization, but the park selected was actually near my home, and would\u2019ve been a welcome interruption to daily Office Space to be able to have a much shorter trip home.\u00a0 However, just the other day, an amendment went out, and suddenly Stress Break was no longer four hours long, but one, and it was no longer at the park near my house, but instead the atrium of the office.<\/span><\/p>\n

The ironic laughter was copious among the jaded of my team.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway, I could write a NaNoWriMo about some of the more inane bullshit that occurs at work, like most people probably could about their respective jobs, but I\u2019ll try my best to cut to the chase and get back to the title of this post.<\/span><\/p>\n

We had a meeting, where all hands on deck were tasked with spitballing ideas to improving business, profits, engagement and other metrics that big companies tend to want to see heading in an upward trajectory.\u00a0 I remember making some suggestions that I thought were good and viable, but when the day is over, I\u2019m so far removed from the plateau to where actual decisions could be made that when the meeting ended, everything seemed for naught.\u00a0 However, I believe in a lot of the ideas that I have, and this is where I wished that I could just be the CEO of the company for just a year, so I could push through some of my ideas and put them really to the test to see if they would shake out for a company like ours.<\/span><\/p>\n

Primarily, most of my ideas revolve around dropping prices across the board, and giving shit away.\u00a0 There\u2019s been so much evidence in the world of commerce that lowering costs to consumers typically equate to consumers spending more, and big bad Target just this past year recorded considerable sales growth on account of lowering prices to consumers.<\/span><\/p>\n

When you look at some of the most successful apps out there, they thrive on microtransactions, because most everyone can afford to part with a few bucks here and there, as opposed to targeting the most financially privileged and expect nothing but home runs from every transaction.<\/span><\/p>\n

One of my favorite stories in business is Sega, when they created Sonic the Hedgehog<\/em>, instead of charging consumers for their answer to Super Mario, they basically gave the game away.\u00a0 It helped usher in an entire generation into purchasing Sega Geneses, and lightning struck twice when they released Sonic 2, and had it be the pack-in for later consoles.<\/span><\/p>\n

That\u2019s the kind of general mentality I\u2019d love for my company to do, is not be afraid to give shit away for free, to the right recipients.\u00a0 Partner up with other Atlanta-based companies or organizations and get their name out there and collaborate.\u00a0 Donate product to be used for their offices or places of business, in exchange for content and sponsorship.<\/span><\/p>\n

Partner up with charitable organizations and donate products to build relationships, create positive PR and press, and get the company\u2019s name out there to be associated with charity, good will and doing well for others.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sure, there would be a big up-front cost to give away product and labor, but I just believe that there\u2019s enough evidence out in the world of business that proves that those companies who have been unafraid to give shit away, have managed to prosper and flourish in the long game.<\/span><\/p>\n

Frankly, in the sterile, copy what everyone else is doing world of business, I would just love to take the reigns of a company like the one I work for, and love to try and shake shit up and see if I could rock the boat and succeed and thrive using ideas of my own that I don\u2019t have to push through and climb the ladder with.<\/span><\/p>\n

One can dream.\u00a0 I have little desire to actually be in the role of a CEO, I\u2019m someone who needs to work, and being a figurehead and a fall guy doesn\u2019t seem like much of a job to me, but one can still dream about wanting to make change.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Not that I want to make yet another post talking about work, it\u2019s just that this is something that\u2019s been sitting on my mind a lot lately and falls into the category of if I don\u2019t write it out now, it\u2019ll never getting written out and I think this has legs enough to be worth … Continue reading I wish I could be CEO of my company for just a year<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,37,150,83,190],"class_list":["post-50229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-job","tag-nanowrimo","tag-observations","tag-white-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50230,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50229\/revisions\/50230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}