{"id":50393,"date":"2025-01-25T12:49:33","date_gmt":"2025-01-25T17:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50393"},"modified":"2025-01-31T12:49:41","modified_gmt":"2025-01-31T17:49:41","slug":"seems-appropriate-that-zombie-deer-have-made-their-way-to-georgia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50393","title":{"rendered":"Seems appropriate that Zombie Deer have made their way to Georgia"},"content":{"rendered":"

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WSB<\/a>: Chronic Wasting Disease, aka the zombie deer disease has started showing up in Georgia<\/span><\/p>\n

A friend of mine already popped all the actual science behind a lot of this, but imagine how much my imagination exploded upon hearing the words \u201czombie deer\u201d and \u201cin Georgia.\u201d\u00a0 The fact that I\u2019m posting about it regardless of the fact that I\u2019ve heard the science that mostly ruins my fantasy that this is the start of the zombie apocalypse goes to show that much like actual zombies, there is life in this topic, even after it it\u2019s dead.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sure, it is has a 100% kill rate among deer that get infected, which sucks for the deer, and unsurprising, there have been many cases of humans who have already eaten CWD-infected venison.\u00a0 Yes, there have been deaths in some cases, but as long as the dumbasses aren\u2019t eating The Big Texan slabs of it, it seems to mostly just result in horrific intestinal issues that don\u2019t always kill humans.<\/span><\/p>\n

Originally, I had all these grand ideas about how Georgia and inevitably the rest of the world were going to be fucked, because relying on the subsect of hunters that fall into categories of being dumb, uneducated, ignorant, some of all of the above if not completely all of the above, to not eat infected venison, allow the disease to mutate and become zootic, leading to the zombie plague for humanity, seemed kind of inevitable.<\/span><\/p>\n

And how the thought of the zombie apocalypse beginning still seemed preferable to the orange-colored America we were going to be embarking on for the next four years, and I likened it to my version of the choosing the bear meme that women had with a little while ago.<\/span><\/p>\n

At least in a zombie apocalypse, sure the rate of mortality would probably drop tremendously for humanity as a species, but at least if any zombies threatened me or my family, the opportunity to legally bludgeon and beat the ever-living fuck out of something would be unlocked, and completely in the name of self-defense.\u00a0 A life-long fantasy of killing zombies seems like a fair trade off, in exchange for getting away from lily-orange America, at least it does in my opinion.<\/span><\/p>\n

But no, like I said, a friend of mine already burst my bubble by dropping a lot of actual factual science as far as CWD goes which is funny that it\u2019s such an acronym, considering it\u2019s so very close to the popular The Walking Dead<\/em> TWD acronym.\u00a0 And most everyone knows that Georgia is basically the zombie capital of America, considering it\u2019s history for being the backdrop for TWD, Zombieland<\/em>, and all sorts of zombie film and television at this point.\u00a0 So it seems very appropriate for zombie deer to finally have made their arrival in Georgia, and it\u2019s really a surprise in itself that it didn\u2019t start here in the first place.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WSB: Chronic Wasting Disease, aka the zombie deer disease has started showing up in Georgia A friend of mine already popped all the actual science behind a lot of this, but imagine how much my imagination exploded upon hearing the words \u201czombie deer\u201d and \u201cin Georgia.\u201d\u00a0 The fact that I\u2019m posting about it regardless of … Continue reading Seems appropriate that Zombie Deer have made their way to Georgia<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,17],"tags":[100,45,83,8,52,69,190,49,145,46],"class_list":["post-50393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","category-photos","tag-comparison","tag-fail","tag-observations","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-owned","tag-television","tag-white-people","tag-wtf","tag-zbs","tag-zombieland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50393"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50395,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50393\/revisions\/50395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}