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With the school year coming to a close, I can think of several things that I\u2019m looking forward to not having to do anymore on account of my children.\u00a0 At the top of the list is shaking out my kids\u2019 shoes and watching a fistful of sand pour out of each shoe of each kid.\u00a0 I do this over a trashcan because I used to do it in the garage but it was getting to a point where my garage floors were getting excessively sandy and grainy, and above all else, I\u2019m tired of the feeling of sand sticking to my own feet when I\u2019m indoors from the shit the kids track into the house.<\/span><\/p>\n I swear, I\u2019m sure that if I were to collect all the sand that my kids bring home on their feet and in their shoes, I could probably fill an entire sack of play sand, and return it to The Home Depot.\u00a0 Sure, that would be a tremendous amount of effort for about $6 in store credit, but the money is beside the point as much as it\u2019s about the sheer amount of sand that my kids manage to bring home with them on a regular basis that I\u2019m completely over, and looking forward to the end of the school year where I (hopefully) won\u2019t have deal with this crap any further.<\/span><\/p>\n The word count of this post doesn\u2019t accurately reflect my disdain for sand.\u00a0 I thought I had a lot more piss and vinegar to spit out about my general annoyance about all the sand my kids track all over the place from playing in the sandbox at school, but that\u2019s really all there is to it.\u00a0 I\u2019m over checking their shoes every morning before school and watching a metric ton of sand pour out, and it\u2019s definitely top-2 in things that I\u2019m looking forward to not having to do once school\u2019s out.<\/span><\/p>\n And to think me being all old and adult now, I wouldn\u2019t be able to relish in the joy of school being out like my own children and the kids we once were.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" With the school year coming to a close, I can think of several things that I\u2019m looking forward to not having to do anymore on account of my children.\u00a0 At the top of the list is shaking out my kids\u2019 shoes and watching a fistful of sand pour out of each shoe of each kid.\u00a0 … Continue reading Dad Brog (#149): I am so over children\u2019s sandboxes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[193,192,83,105],"class_list":["post-50567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-dad","tag-kids","tag-observations","tag-rage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50569,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50567\/revisions\/50569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}