{"id":50811,"date":"2025-08-15T13:34:50","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T18:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50811"},"modified":"2025-08-15T13:34:50","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T18:34:50","slug":"whats-worse-leaving-dog-poop-or-leaving-dog-poop-in-a-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50811","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s worse: leaving dog poop or leaving dog poop in a bag?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"These are the thoughts that go through my head when I go out for runs.\u00a0 Because despite the snooty upscale environment my general area pretends like it is, there\u2019s still a lot of white trash behavior underneath the thin skin of it all.\u00a0 Like people who leave their dog poop, in bags, on the side of walking trails and sidewalks that inevitably never get picked up.\u00a0 Which got me wondering, the title of this post, what people think is worse between leaving your dog\u2019s poop behind out in the open, or taking the time to pick it up, bag it and then, leaving it behind.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Saying you\u2019ll come back for it later and most likely not, irrelevant to the query at hand.<\/span><\/p>\n

And this isn\u2019t even something that\u2019s solely based on a single day\u2019s exploration of the outdoors.\u00a0 Whenever I\u2019ve hit the Silver Comet Trail, I see bags of poop all over the sides of the trail.\u00a0 Taking my kids on nature walks and mini-hikes, same deal.\u00a0 It\u2019s just disheartening to have seen such bullshit behavior now having crept into my own community, where I do my outdoor runs.<\/span><\/p>\n

This is a case where no answer is right, and no answer is wrong.\u00a0 Anyone who does absolutely anything other than picking up your dog\u2019s poop, and relocating it into an appropriate receptacle, is frankly a piece of shit and if I were the lord and ruler of the world, this would probably be a three strikes and then the death penalty kind of thing.<\/span><\/p>\n

Like, people who leave the dog poop are absolute cocksuckers in the sense that the act of them letting their dog poop on someone else\u2019s yard or a public place, and then not picking it up and walking off is a combination of shithead behaviors \u2013 negligence, inconsideration, laziness and just plain being a shithead.\u00a0 Few things get me fired up than finding an errant turd in my yard, because some asshole in my neighborhood was being an asshole, and short of setting up a camera to surveil my yard at all times, I have no idea who it is, no matter how much I want to return the turds to properties of the owners of the dog(s) who left them.<\/span><\/p>\n

But I actually think people who bag up their dog\u2019s poop but then leave the bags behind, are worse.\u00a0 Because when they do what they do, they\u2019re not only demonstrating all of the aforementioned shithead behaviors, they\u2019re also adding deceit, lying, delusion and just plain being wrong, in thinking what they\u2019re doing is somehow better than just leaving their dog\u2019s poop out and open.\u00a0 All topped off with the fact that these cocksuckers+ are making conscientious decisions to bag the poop and then leave the bags behind, where as those who don\u2019t might sometimes actually be able to play negligence because most people who walk their dogs are also phone-addled zombies and may not have noticed a poop, but that\u2019s a different gripe for a different time.<\/span><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s not even bother deliberating on the whole \u201cI\u2019ll come back for it later\u201d bullshit – I don\u2019t think anyone would believe a single person who claimed that they would come back for them later on the return leg of their walk, and even if there were paragons out there that did such, the world is so full of cocksuckers who don\u2019t that shouldn\u2019t be worth the fact that people are just going to assume you\u2019re a cocksucking liar when you start bagging up your dog\u2019s poop and leave the bag behind, regardless of your intention to, get it later.<\/span><\/p>\n

At least when a dog turd is left out in the wild, it can and will inevitably break down, decompose, be food for some bugs, and be somewhat of a benefit to nature.\u00a0 But if it\u2019s left in a bag, maybe the bag itself might be biodegradable, maybe it isn\u2019t, but the point is, the contents of that bag aren\u2019t getting returned to nature any time soon, but the general stinkiness, grossness, and symbolic an asshole left this here message, remain as long as it takes for some superior Samaritan to take the bullet and clean it up.<\/span><\/p>\n

What it all really boils down to is the fact that if people don\u2019t want to do all the responsibilities that come with dog ownership, they simply shouldn\u2019t have them in the first place.\u00a0 If I were a dog, and even if my owner gave me steak and chicken tenders, played with me regularly, lavished me with fresh tennis balls, clean beds and all sorts of love and attention, there\u2019d still be a ceiling to how much I could reciprocate my love if I knew that they themselves were still cocksuckers enough to be leaving my poop behind, and worse if it were still bagged up.<\/span><\/p>\n

So frankly, I think it\u2019s worse to be the assholes who bag the pool and leave it behind, versus those who don\u2019t.\u00a0 But make no mistake, anyone who does either, if it were up to me, I\u2019d implement the death penalty for all y\u2019all motherfuckers.\u00a0 It\u2019s not hard at all to bag up a turd to where the smell is minimal, and not so uncomfortable that it can\u2019t be held until proper disposal.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

These are the thoughts that go through my head when I go out for runs.\u00a0 Because despite the snooty upscale environment my general area pretends like it is, there\u2019s still a lot of white trash behavior underneath the thin skin of it all.\u00a0 Like people who leave their dog poop, in bags, on the side … Continue reading What\u2019s worse: leaving dog poop or leaving dog poop in a bag?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,199,45,83,8,134,32,124,190,49],"class_list":["post-50811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-bataria","tag-exercise","tag-fail","tag-observations","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-pets","tag-running","tag-trolls","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50813,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50811\/revisions\/50813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}