{"id":50854,"date":"2025-09-11T15:16:56","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T20:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50854"},"modified":"2025-09-12T15:17:03","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T20:17:03","slug":"jayden-daniels-is-about-as-japanese-as-a-nascar-toyota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50854","title":{"rendered":"Jayden Daniels is about as Japanese as a NASCAR Toyota"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There was once an episode of King of the Hill<\/em><\/a> where there was an all-Asian country club in Arlen that just kind of out of the blue began trying to woo and get Hank to become a member.\u00a0 It was later revealed that the club needed to have at least one non-Asian member to get some sort of sponsorship with the PGA, which would culminate with a visit from, \u201cthe greatest Asian player in the history of the game \u2013 Tiger Woods.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Ultimately, Hank realizes the ruse and not wanting to be a token whitey, declines the membership.\u00a0 Khan, desperate to gain clout with the Asian elite of Arlen ultimately decides to hang with his redneck neighbors instead, and we have a fairly happy ending for the main characters.<\/span><\/p>\n

But the point of this backstory is mainly revolving around the joke about how Tiger Woods is the greatest Asian golfer in history, despite the fact that most of America doesn\u2019t identify him at all by his Asian heritage, despite the fact that his genetic background contains a fairly substantial amount of genes originating from China and Thailand.<\/span><\/p>\n

Because that\u2019s basically precisely what the NFL is doing<\/a> when they start declaring Jayden Daniels the first ever Japanese quarterback in the history of the league.\u00a0 Apparently, despite the fact that he appears to identify as a black man, he has a great-grandmother who was Japanese, and has thusly decided to honor an ancestor three generations removed, by putting a Japanese flag on the back of his helmet, which basically served as the impetus to this whole story.<\/span><\/p>\n

Depending on the genetic backgrounds of his predecessors, Daniels is probably no more than like 12.5% Japanese; I don\u2019t know what percentage of indigenous someone needs to claim in order to get to run a casino, but I imagine it\u2019s somewhere slightly more than 12.5% in order to do so, but that\u2019s not stopping the NFL from seeing potential dollar signs and cultural outreach with Daniels\u2019 pithy amount of Japanese in his genetics.<\/span><\/p>\n

By saying the first-ever Japanese QB, you\u2019d think they were talking about someone who looked like Ken Watanabe<\/a> or Hiroyuki Sanada<\/a>.\u00a0 Don\u2019t get me wrong, Daniels is a good looking kid, but to say Japanese guy and flash this guy\u2019s face<\/a>?\u00a0 As the kids say, the fuck outta here<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

NFL be grasping at some real low-hanging fruit in tryna spin this shit into some global outreach, and that the NFL is a global game on par with futbol.\u00a0 If they really wanted to really glorify football americano in Japan, they\u2019d talk about shit like how when Japan crushed the USA<\/a> in some foreign exhibition, if they really wanted to garner interest in the sport overseas.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jayden Daniels is an outsanding player and has managed to bring a feeling of hope back to Washington Football, but he\u2019s about as Japanese as the Toyota RAV-4 driven by the MAGA idiot down the street who flaunts his racism and hate for all that aren\u2019t white, and the NFL looks like a bunch of clowns trying to portray him as anything other than such.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There was once an episode of King of the Hill where there was an all-Asian country club in Arlen that just kind of out of the blue began trying to woo and get Hank to become a member.\u00a0 It was later revealed that the club needed to have at least one non-Asian member to get … Continue reading Jayden Daniels is about as Japanese as a NASCAR Toyota<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[148,79,100,45,106,83,52,89,58,190,49],"class_list":["post-50854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-batarians","tag-cashmoney","tag-comparison","tag-fail","tag-football","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-racism","tag-sports","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50856,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50854\/revisions\/50856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}