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YT<\/a>: two lacrosse goalies fighting at an NLL game<\/span><\/p>\n When I first saw this clip, one of the first things I thought to myself was, how old is this player that took off the jersey with the logo that look precariously similar to the Washington Capitals logo<\/a>?\u00a0 When he turned around, the male pattern baldness on his head shone like the fucking diamond<\/a> on top of the pyramid in The Mummy Returns<\/em>, and I thought to myself, man, high school boys got it rough if they\u2019re going bald this early in their lives.<\/span><\/p>\n But then I learned that the NLL at the corner of the screen stood for National Lacross League<\/strong>, and it wasn\u2019t an abbreviation for some city or province in Australia that I\u2019d never heard of in my life, so that meant that these guys were somewhat grown men, playing lacrosse professionally, and I\u2019d just learned that there was such a thing as the National Lacrosse League, that actually affords a bunch of Chads, Trents, Jaxsons, Rhetts and Wyatts the opportunity to get paid to play lacrosse.<\/span><\/p>\n The only thing that I can fathom being whiter than the NLL is the crowd of people who stormed the Capitol on January 6th<\/sup>.<\/span><\/p>\n Secondly, I wondered what in the world had to have been said or done in order for the two goalies to get so triggered to where they thought the absolute next and only option was to start throwing hands?\u00a0 I admit that I don\u2019t really know anything about lacrosse* beyond it\u2019s a bunch of white guys using nets on sticks to try and get a ball into the net of their opponents.\u00a0 But I do know that said nets are a substantial distance away from one another, and a quick Google search says that they are 100 yards apart, which is the same distance between endzones in futbol americano (a real sport), so that\u2019s quite a distance between nets, and their goalies.<\/span><\/p>\n *to the point where my hands don\u2019t even have the muscle memory to type out lacrosse properly; seriously, I\u2019ve forgotten to write the \u2018e\u2019 at the end of it at least six times at this point, and I keep having to correct it<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Needless to say, I\u2019m curious to know what the heck possibly could have been said or done between these two Chads from so far apart, to where they mutually agreed to meet up and start swinging.\u00a0 Surely, there had to be a preexisting beef that just needed a spark to ignite physicality; maybe they had a disagreement about a Charlie Kirk podcast or one accused the other\u2019s dad of insider trading or something, either way, the wussiest fight in the world was still the result of it.<\/span><\/p>\n Seriously, when both guys shed their MegaZord\u2019s worth of armor<\/a>, it was basically two guys whose offseason regimen is clearly 2-3 cycles of P90X, and they really had no business trying to throw punches.\u00a0 Neither guy went down, there was no blood or even the slightest indication of a bruise, and I\u2019m guessing even before the first punch was thrown, one or both of them probably felt the sense of wtf am I doing<\/em>, but because they had started it, it had to happen, regardless of how pathetic it ended up being.<\/span><\/p>\n Regardless, poor form though, from both Luke and Trey.\u00a0 This fight was enough to get NLL some ESPN exposure to where people under rocks like me can learn of their existence, but not nearly to the quality to where I talk about it any other fashion than ridicule and airing out my grievances with white guys.\u00a0 Had they gone a little more full R-word and maybe hit a good pro-wrestling move like this kid<\/a> dropping an avalanche head-scissor Fame-Asser, then people might be willing to put a little bit of respect on the NLL\u2019s name.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" YT: two lacrosse goalies fighting at an NLL game When I first saw this clip, one of the first things I thought to myself was, how old is this player that took off the jersey with the logo that look precariously similar to the Washington Capitals logo?\u00a0 When he turned around, the male pattern baldness … Continue reading In other news, there is such a thing as the National Lacrosse League<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[130,45,106,164,83,52,58,190,49],"class_list":["post-50975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-art","tag-fail","tag-football","tag-futbol","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-sports","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50977,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50975\/revisions\/50977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
![shone like the fucking diamond<\/a> on top of the pyramid in The Mummy Returns<\/em>, and I thought to myself, man, high school boys got it rough if they\u2019re going bald this early in their lives.<\/span><\/p>\nBut then I learned that the NLL at the corner of the screen stood for National Lacross League<\/strong>, and it wasn\u2019t an abbreviation for some city or province in Australia that I\u2019d never heard of in my life, so that meant that these guys were somewhat grown men, playing lacrosse professionally, and I\u2019d just learned that there was such a thing as the National Lacrosse League, that actually affords a bunch of Chads, Trents, Jaxsons, Rhetts and Wyatts the opportunity to get paid to play lacrosse.<\/span><\/p>\nThe only thing that I can fathom being whiter than the NLL is the crowd of people who stormed the Capitol on January 6th<\/sup>.<\/span><\/p>\nSecondly, I wondered what in the world had to have been said or done in order for the two goalies to get so triggered to where they thought the absolute next and only option was to start throwing hands?\u00a0 I admit that I don\u2019t really know anything about lacrosse* beyond it\u2019s a bunch of white guys using nets on sticks to try and get a ball into the net of their opponents.\u00a0 But I do know that said nets are a substantial distance away from one another, and a quick Google search says that they are 100 yards apart, which is the same distance between endzones in futbol americano (a real sport), so that\u2019s quite a distance between nets, and their goalies.<\/span><\/p>\n*to the point where my hands don\u2019t even have the muscle memory to type out lacrosse properly; seriously, I\u2019ve forgotten to write the \u2018e\u2019 at the end of it at least six times at this point, and I keep having to correct it<\/em><\/span><\/p>\nNeedless to say, I\u2019m curious to know what the heck possibly could have been said or done between these two Chads from so far apart, to where they mutually agreed to meet up and start swinging.\u00a0 Surely, there had to be a preexisting beef that just needed a spark to ignite physicality; maybe they had a disagreement about a Charlie Kirk podcast or one accused the other\u2019s dad of insider trading or something, either way, the wussiest fight in the world was still the result of it.<\/span><\/p>\nSeriously, when both guys shed their MegaZord\u2019s worth of armor<\/a>, it was basically two guys whose offseason regimen is clearly 2-3 cycles of P90X, and they really had no business trying to throw punches.\u00a0 Neither guy went down, there was no blood or even the slightest indication of a bruise, and I\u2019m guessing even before the first punch was thrown, one or both of them probably felt the sense of wtf am I doing<\/em>, but because they had started it, it had to happen, regardless of how pathetic it ended up being.<\/span><\/p>\nRegardless, poor form though, from both Luke and Trey.\u00a0 This fight was enough to get NLL some ESPN exposure to where people under rocks like me can learn of their existence, but not nearly to the quality to where I talk about it any other fashion than ridicule and airing out my grievances with white guys.\u00a0 Had they gone a little more full R-word and maybe hit a good pro-wrestling move like this kid<\/a> dropping an avalanche head-scissor Fame-Asser, then people might be willing to put a little bit of respect on the NLL\u2019s name.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"YT: two lacrosse goalies fighting at an NLL game When I first saw this clip, one of the first things I thought to myself was, how old is this player that took off the jersey with the logo that look precariously similar to the Washington Capitals logo?\u00a0 When he turned around, the male pattern baldness … Continue reading In other news, there is such a thing as the National Lacrosse League<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[130,45,106,164,83,52,58,190,49],"class_list":["post-50975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-art","tag-fail","tag-football","tag-futbol","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-sports","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50977,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50975\/revisions\/50977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}](\"https:\/\/static.wikia.nocookie.net\/evil\/images\/8\/81\/The_Golden_Pyramid.jpg\/revision\/latest?cb=20191007000006\"){kind=link}