{"id":51011,"date":"2026-01-03T09:12:59","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T14:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51011"},"modified":"2026-01-15T09:13:04","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T14:13:04","slug":"akron-is-probably-the-only-honest-school-in-the-nation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51011","title":{"rendered":"Akron is probably the only honest school in the nation"},"content":{"rendered":"

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ASM Sports<\/a>: University of Akron ruled the only school ineligible for bowl participation due to poor academics<\/span><\/p>\n

In unrelated news, the University of Akron is probably the only honest school in the nation.\u00a0 Reporting completely honestly in regards to the academics of their student athletes, whom, unsurprisingly are probably as collectively intelligent as a nursery school, instead of boasting falsely inflated graduation rates, and the flagrantly high GPAs of all the guys they have playing sports who are there are probably majoring in African-American studies, sports management, physical education, or any other patsy program that is a red flag for a student ringer.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously though, anyone who\u2019s ever heard a college student athlete ringer speak can tell right away that they\u2019re not attending their schools in order to get an education.\u00a0 There have been numerous published stories and documentaries about how flagrant this whole issue is, it\u2019s just that as long as college sports keeps raking in the money as it does, there is no end to the amount of cheeks that will be turned to ignore the truth.<\/span><\/p>\n

Not sure who\u2019s the captain of the ship at the University of Akron, but they seriously haven\u2019t been paying attention at the NCAA money making game, and should probably feel pretty embarrassed being the only school in FBS that has this distinction.\u00a0 Lord only knows how many other schools, from low-tier FCS programs all the way to the royals in the Power-4 are actually as equally academically inept as Akron was, but are being run by smart enough people to be able to work around that and lie through their teeth in order to remain bowl eligible, but mostly important eligible to keep making that bonus money that comes from participating in bowl games.<\/span><\/p>\n

This is entirely one of those situations where Akron shouldn\u2019t be ashamed of being the dumbest school in the nation because of their poor academics, they should be ashamed of being the dumbest school in the nation because they\u2019re the only ones who got caught being dumb, since every single other FBS school is probably lying their faces blue in regards to their academics.\u00a0 If every school reported their academics honestly, the entire NCAA would probably be like, Stanford, Army and Navy vying for every single championship, because every single other school in the country has more athletic ringers that are illiterate<\/a> than they have people that can pass econ 101.<\/span><\/p>\n

Either way, kind of good on Akron for just trying to be honest, but in a field as crooked as the NCAA, they\u2019re only shooting themselves in the feet at hamstringing their earning potential by doing such.\u00a0 I get wanting to have integrity and honor and all that jazz, but at some point it\u2019s just fucking embarrassing<\/a> being the only ones in the entire division that didn\u2019t get the memo, especially in a state that has six other FBS schools that they could have copied their homework off of.<\/span><\/p>\n

Wouldn\u2019t be surprised if next year, Akron is miraculously bowl eligible again, and academics across the board somehow are suddenly genius level.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ASM Sports: University of Akron ruled the only school ineligible for bowl participation due to poor academics In unrelated news, the University of Akron is probably the only honest school in the nation.\u00a0 Reporting completely honestly in regards to the academics of their student athletes, whom, unsurprisingly are probably as collectively intelligent as a nursery … Continue reading Akron is probably the only honest school in the nation<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,45,106,60,83,52,58],"class_list":["post-51011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-fail","tag-football","tag-ncaa","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51011"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51013,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51011\/revisions\/51013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}