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The Sun<\/a>: Bay Area man, proclaiming to be a \u2018squatter remover\u2019 uses swords among other forceful tactics to help clients evict squatters<\/span><\/p>\n Back when I lived on the south side of town, there were a ton of homes that were foreclosed on in my neighborhood, resulting a tremendous amount of abandoned properties all through the subdivision.\u00a0 It was harrowing going onto Zillow and seeing just how many red dots that were all over my entire community signifying all the available properties, where clicking on any of them made it pretty clear that almost all of them were available on account of foreclosures.<\/span><\/p>\n However, the problem became when the properties stopped being vacant, and people started moving into them \u2013 and in most cases, not legally.\u00a0 Even one of the homes adjacent to me, suddenly had people I didn\u2019t recognize going in and out of the home, at odd hours of the day, and one of the weirder behaviors I noticed was one guy sitting in the backyard with a laptop, and looking back at this if I had to guess was probably because the inside of the house had no power or air conditioning or something, or maybe they were trying to leech off of my wi-fi.<\/span><\/p>\n Squatters probably occupied more of the neighborhood than legitimate residents at one point, and was\/is probably the primary reason why the entire neighborhood went to shit as rapidly as it did.\u00a0 I remember doing some Zillow-hunting on the aforementioned adjacent property to mind, and found out that it was owned by a bank or some investment company, with an address not even close to being in Georgia, which made it fairly obvious that I had squatters living next door to me.<\/span><\/p>\n Ordinarily I really wouldn\u2019t care if they were discreet and kept to themselves, but unfortunately there was no discretion from those who lived there, and they would have like four cars crammed into the driveway with another two parked on the street, and trash strewn all over the yard.\u00a0 If not for the fact that our houses were on a hill, with me having the higher ground, their shit would have undoubtedly blew onto my property which would have been more problematic than they already were, but the point was that it sucked having squatters next door.<\/span><\/p>\n Cursory research will show that squatters have an extremely inordinate amount of rights and protections throughout the country as it pertains to legally removing them properties that they illegally began occupying in the first place.\u00a0 It has nothing to do with being left or right leaning, for whatever reasons, squatters basically have some of the most ridiculously concrete iron-clad rights there are, and it\u2019s fucked up that legal owners of properties have literally no other choice but to acquiesce to squatter rights lest they risk crossing legal lines and committing crimes, in spite of the fact that they\u2019re just trying to solve situations cause by other people committing crimes.<\/span><\/p>\n Really, the only (legal) options are grind out the legal process and eventually get the law to demand that they vacate the property, lest they be charged with criminal trespass, they leave on their own volition, but usually not before they trash the place to oblivion, or they are, coerced, to vacate the property, and the owner(s) or their proxies can secure it upon exit.<\/span><\/p>\n This is where the Bay Area squatter remover guy comes in \u2013 I have to say I love the story of this guy, and I wish more people like him existed and provided services all throughout the country, because squatting is something that I imagine is a very rampant problem across the nation and not just exclusively limited to major metropolitan areas like San Francisco or Atlanta.<\/span><\/p>\n And it\u2019s just riotous that it\u2019s apparent that his personal signature is the fact that he goes around with a real katana, and claims that it\u2019s actually used in his line of work, and I like to imagine a guy who clearly has seen The Matrix <\/em>five too many times confronting a squatter with live steel, brandishing and waving it around like a Mortal Kombat <\/em>character, threatening some crooks to get the fuck out of the home they\u2019re squatting in.<\/span><\/p>\n The guy boasts a 95% success rate, so it\u2019s funny that he clearly manages to infiltrate these squatter homes, and by virtue of waving around his katana at people, he\u2019s getting them to vacate the premises at a high clip and helping property owners reclaim their rightful properties.<\/span><\/p>\n I would\u2019ve loved to have seen this guy in action in my old hood, and if the owners of the properties even cared about their investments, they would\u2019ve just sent this guy on endless loops around the neighborhood, evicting deadbeat squatters left and right.\u00a0 But at the same token, I\u2019d imagine Atlanta to be a vastly more dangerous part of the country than the pussy Bay Area is, and he\u2019d probably be up against way more heavily armed squatters, and willing to put up way more resistance.<\/span><\/p>\n As the subject says, katana guy would either make a real killing out in Atlanta, or just end straight up killed, but either way I love this guy\u2019s idea and entrepreneurial spirit at putting in the work of evicting squatters on his own shoulders.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Sun: Bay Area man, proclaiming to be a \u2018squatter remover\u2019 uses swords among other forceful tactics to help clients evict squatters Back when I lived on the south side of town, there were a ton of homes that were foreclosed on in my neighborhood, resulting a tremendous amount of abandoned properties all through the … Continue reading This guy would make a killing in Atlanta, or be 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