{"id":51042,"date":"2026-01-26T16:18:54","date_gmt":"2026-01-26T21:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51042"},"modified":"2026-01-26T16:18:54","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T21:18:54","slug":"viral-is-mixing-shit-in-a-rotisserie-chicken-bag-and-making-it-look-like-vomit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51042","title":{"rendered":"Viral is mixing shit in a rotisserie chicken bag and making it look like vomit"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I mean I don\u2019t know much more succinct I can be about what this post is about.\u00a0 Perhaps because I like food so much, for whatever reason, the algorithm has seen fit to keep feeding me all these variants of these idiot influencers who are all trying the supposed viral Costco rotisserie chicken bag \u2018hack,\u2019 where they chop up a chicken and mix a whole lot of things inside the chicken\u2019s bag itself and call it any form of a palatable meal.<\/span><\/p>\n

The idea of some of the concoctions seem like they could be good, but the fact that a lot of these dumbasses are insistent and execute them within the confines of a plastic bag, there\u2019s no avoiding that the end result of every single recipe and variant makes it look like people are vomiting into these bags and squirting sriracha and\/or kewpie mayonnaise onto them and imbibing on them and overselling how good they are, as if they\u2019re eating Five Guys for the very first time in their life.<\/span><\/p>\n

Back in my day<\/em>, doing what these kids are doing now and calling it viral, of mixing a bunch of shit in a bag and eating it straight from there, would be called along the lines of prison food, or walking tacos, with the general perception that comes along with names like those attached to them.\u00a0 But because the internet continues to make people dumber than they were a day prior, we have a thousand variants of people trying to do this and pyramid piggybacking on a bad idea, for the sake of some cheap views.<\/span><\/p>\n

The bottom line is that I haven\u2019t seen a single version of this so-called viral rotisserie chicken bag trend that looks remotely appetizing.\u00a0 Sure, I know taste and satisfaction is supremely more important than aesthetics, but there\u2019s still a minimum viable appearance necessary to make the eater not believe that they\u2019re eating vomit straight out of a bag.<\/span><\/p>\n

I know I\u2019m occasionally susceptible to wanting to try out a trend, but as far as the viral Costco rotisserie chicken bag \u2018hack,\u2019 yeah no, I think I\u2019m good on not wanting to eat food that looks like it\u2019s passed through a digestive track before ending back up inside a bag.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I mean I don\u2019t know much more succinct I can be about what this post is about.\u00a0 Perhaps because I like food so much, for whatever reason, the algorithm has seen fit to keep feeding me all these variants of these idiot influencers who are all trying the supposed viral Costco rotisserie chicken bag \u2018hack,\u2019 … Continue reading Viral is mixing shit in a rotisserie chicken bag and making it look like vomit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,45,56,83,52,156,190,49],"class_list":["post-51042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-social-media","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51044,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51042\/revisions\/51044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}