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CBS<\/a>: Airline industry projecting to save millions of dollars on jet fuel in 2026 on account of the massive amounts of collective weight loss throughout the planet due to GLP-1 drugs<\/span><\/p>\n It really is incredible.\u00a0 GLP-1s have become so prevalent and so effective on such a massive scale, that it\u2019s impacting an industry that requires some really creative routing in order to make a relation.\u00a0 The correlation between weight loss drugs and the airline industry seems like quite the reach, but at the scale of the collective weight loss of the world, it actually makes perfect sense that the airline industry is set to start saving tons of money on jet fuel, if more passengers are weighing less than ever before.<\/span><\/p>\n The thing is, the first thought that came into my head upon hearing about this news was, will the airlines pass any modicum of these savings onto passengers?\u00a0 Of course, that was a rhetorical question, because anyone with a pulse already knows the answer is, absofuckinglutely not.<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s just like every single price hike in history in any business; companies get used to seeing the increased revenue, and it doesn\u2019t matter at all if the reason(s) used to justify a price hike(s) are rendered invalid, there\u2019s not a company in history that is willing to roll back a price hike, and the airline industry is one of the most flagrant at conducting such business.<\/span><\/p>\n Like when they used the fuel crisis of 2008 to jack up their fares, those fares didn\u2019t come back down once crude stabilized.\u00a0 When they basically colluded to eliminate free bags across the board, nobody was willing to be the disruptor and go back to free bags in order to undercut their competition, they had gotten far too comfortable with the bag fees adding to their bottom lines to risk lowering anything.<\/span><\/p>\n This is no exception; a plethora of reasons, including rising weights were blabbed in order to justify their fare hikes, and it won\u2019t matter at all if the world has collectively dropped 5% of their weight, there\u2019s a 0% chance that any airline is going to discount even a single fucking nickel from their fares.<\/span><\/p>\n If anything at all, they could feasibly go the other direction and start jacking fares up again, citing airplanes becoming too aerodynamic, and that they\u2019re getting to their destinations faster, causing more crowding at airports, more idling, which of course, means the need for more jet fuel, or some other randomly convoluted justification to spin up more fare hikes.<\/span><\/p>\n Originally while I was thinking about this post, I was going to opine where all this collective weight loss is going, because the food that caused it still exists, and at what grandiose level does the Earth ultimately collapse upon itself from the collective increasing weight of, existence?<\/span><\/p>\n But once the wheels of piss and vitriol towards the airline industry get churning, it\u2019s like an avalanche of shit-tily nihilistic opinions about a bunch of greedy old white fucks, and how much I think the general concept of investing is what is causing the world so much collective despair across the board.<\/span><\/p>\n I get that it\u2019s a cool thing to hear that people are the world are losing so much weight thanks to GLP-1s, that the airline industry are slated to save nearly $550M in jet fuel this year, but when you stop to ponder what happens next and realize that consumers and travelers don\u2019t stand to benefit from their magical savings, it just gets me all fired up and once again mad at the greedy ass business in the end.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" CBS: Airline industry projecting to save millions of dollars on jet fuel in 2026 on account of the massive amounts of collective weight loss throughout the planet due to GLP-1 drugs It really is incredible.\u00a0 GLP-1s have become so prevalent and so effective on such a massive scale, that it\u2019s impacting an industry that requires … Continue reading Fat chance airfares are coming down<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,79,45,120,204,83,105,65,146,190,49],"class_list":["post-51049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-airports","tag-cashmoney","tag-fail","tag-fat-people","tag-greedy","tag-observations","tag-rage","tag-travel","tag-triggered","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51049"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51051,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51049\/revisions\/51051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}