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For the record, I adore Lego<\/a>.\u00a0 Loved them as a kid growing up, loved playing with them with my nephew while he was growing up, and I still love them now.\u00a0 I have several of the Fast and Furious<\/em> large sets, and I jumped all over the $375 Goonies<\/em> pirate ship set that dropped upon hearing about it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Few things bring me joy than my kids developing an enjoyment of Lego as well, and it was one of the major themes of this past Christmas with most everyone gifting them numerous Lego sets, but now gradually graduating from Duplos into actual big kid Legos.\u00a0 Even though they are more and more gravitating towards screen entertainment, good books and Legos still bring them away from them, and I\u2019ve found myself on the carpet with my kids over the last few weeks and months, putting together various Disney Princess\u2122 and Lego Friends\u2122 sets.<\/span><\/p>\n As stocking stuffers for my kids, I got them each one of these Lego ReCreate sets, because I liked the premise of them, how they are some random parts, but with some themed idea cards, that is meant to challenge the builder to use their imagination and interpretation to make them come to life.<\/span><\/p>\n Little did I realize that these things are basically Lego\u2019s extra parts scrap bin, sealed into plastic bags with vague, interpretive instructions and a fancy schmancy premise, packaged more or less to sell you their scraps.<\/span><\/p>\n Yes, I know they say random, but I didn\u2019t realize that it would be random to the point where you\u2019re getting a fuck ton of scrap pieces with none of them being more than a 1×4 brick, and a whole lot of loose parts, that when poured out onto a surface, looks 0% different than the spare parts that are left behind after putting together a 300+ piece set; I would know this very well, because after all the actual sets that my daughters and I had been putting together, I have a Ziploc bag full of all their loose parts, and it looks absolutely nothing different than what was inside the ReCreate boxes that each of my kids got.<\/span><\/p>\n In one regard, I have to credit the people at Lego for coming up with such an idea that probably fleeced way more parents than myself with nothing more than abstract suggestions, clean packaging and spare parts.\u00a0 It would be like bread companies took stale crumbs out of the crumb catchers of toasters all across the world and repackaged them and sold them as artisan bread flakes or some shit like that.<\/span><\/p>\n But on the other hand, fuck Lego for this bullshit low-hanging fruit effort of selling people their leftover parts and calling it imagination play.\u00a0 Shit cost like $10 a box, and contained maybe 69\u00a2 worth of actual Lego pieces.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" For the record, I adore Lego.\u00a0 Loved them as a kid growing up, loved playing with them with my nephew while he was growing up, and I still love them now.\u00a0 I have several of the Fast and Furious large sets, and I jumped all over the $375 Goonies pirate ship set that dropped upon … Continue reading Shitty Toy Alert for Parents #3: ReCreate sets from Lego<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[131,79,100,45,157,191,129,83,99,190,49],"class_list":["post-51056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-branding","tag-cashmoney","tag-comparison","tag-fail","tag-fast-furious","tag-greed","tag-nostalgia","tag-observations","tag-reminiscing","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51058,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51056\/revisions\/51058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
![I adore Lego<\/a>.\u00a0 Loved them as a kid growing up, loved playing with them with my nephew while he was growing up, and I still love them now.\u00a0 I have several of the Fast and Furious<\/em> large sets, and I jumped all over the $375 Goonies<\/em> pirate ship set that dropped upon hearing about it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\nFew things bring me joy than my kids developing an enjoyment of Lego as well, and it was one of the major themes of this past Christmas with most everyone gifting them numerous Lego sets, but now gradually graduating from Duplos into actual big kid Legos.\u00a0 Even though they are more and more gravitating towards screen entertainment, good books and Legos still bring them away from them, and I\u2019ve found myself on the carpet with my kids over the last few weeks and months, putting together various Disney Princess\u2122 and Lego Friends\u2122 sets.<\/span><\/p>\nAs stocking stuffers for my kids, I got them each one of these Lego ReCreate sets, because I liked the premise of them, how they are some random parts, but with some themed idea cards, that is meant to challenge the builder to use their imagination and interpretation to make them come to life.<\/span><\/p>\nLittle did I realize that these things are basically Lego\u2019s extra parts scrap bin, sealed into plastic bags with vague, interpretive instructions and a fancy schmancy premise, packaged more or less to sell you their scraps.<\/span><\/p>\nYes, I know they say random, but I didn\u2019t realize that it would be random to the point where you\u2019re getting a fuck ton of scrap pieces with none of them being more than a 1×4 brick, and a whole lot of loose parts, that when poured out onto a surface, looks 0% different than the spare parts that are left behind after putting together a 300+ piece set; I would know this very well, because after all the actual sets that my daughters and I had been putting together, I have a Ziploc bag full of all their loose parts, and it looks absolutely nothing different than what was inside the ReCreate boxes that each of my kids got.<\/span><\/p>\nIn one regard, I have to credit the people at Lego for coming up with such an idea that probably fleeced way more parents than myself with nothing more than abstract suggestions, clean packaging and spare parts.\u00a0 It would be like bread companies took stale crumbs out of the crumb catchers of toasters all across the world and repackaged them and sold them as artisan bread flakes or some shit like that.<\/span><\/p>\nBut on the other hand, fuck Lego for this bullshit low-hanging fruit effort of selling people their leftover parts and calling it imagination play.\u00a0 Shit cost like $10 a box, and contained maybe 69\u00a2 worth of actual Lego pieces.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"For the record, I adore Lego.\u00a0 Loved them as a kid growing up, loved playing with them with my nephew while he was growing up, and I still love them now.\u00a0 I have several of the Fast and Furious large sets, and I jumped all over the $375 Goonies pirate ship set that dropped upon … Continue reading Shitty Toy Alert for Parents #3: ReCreate sets from Lego<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[131,79,100,45,157,191,129,83,99,190,49],"class_list":["post-51056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-branding","tag-cashmoney","tag-comparison","tag-fail","tag-fast-furious","tag-greed","tag-nostalgia","tag-observations","tag-reminiscing","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51058,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51056\/revisions\/51058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}](\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fsprockets-with-mike-myers-as-dieter-v0-nmu7uciw85he1.gif%3Fwidth%3D360%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D96c21722536c23f922019b1ea4c4b18c88d5de2c\"){kind=link}