{"id":51063,"date":"2026-02-09T22:26:55","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T03:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51063"},"modified":"2026-02-19T22:27:01","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T03:27:01","slug":"mina-kimes-destroyed-dan-orlovsky-like-sting-vs-the-demon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51063","title":{"rendered":"Mina Kimes destroyed Dan Orlovsky like Sting vs. The Demon"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This would have been a little bit better had Drake Maye not shit the bed so badly, and the New England Patriots actually won the Super Bowl, but I don\u2019t really want this to go unmentioned, because it was truly a masterclass in pwning a noob.<\/span><\/p>\n

But prior to the actual Super Bowl, ESPN analyst Mina Kimes absolutely unleashed a massive pwning<\/a> onto fellow analyst, former NFL quarterback Dan Orlovsky, on the subject of why Drake Maye received her MVP vote over Matthew Stafford.\u00a0 I admit that I have a lot of reasons why I\u2019m fond of Mina Kimes, from the Korean heritage, that she shares a name with one of my kids, is a pretty girl that likes and knows sports, the fact that mythical wife and I met her before she really broke through covering a League of Legends<\/em> event, but biases aside, this was truly a demonstration of a person completely dominating another person in a debate.<\/span><\/p>\n

It was like when the KiSS Demon had a 1v1 against Sting in WCW<\/a>, one of my friends then whom was watching the event with us, was talking about how this was the night, this was when The Demon was going to break through, he was going to upset the legendary Sting, etc, etc.<\/span><\/p>\n

They brawled for about a minute outside of the ring, but once they got into the ring, Sting dropped the Demon in like 43 seconds, after some quick Stinger Splashes and a Scorpion Death Drop.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kimes vs. Orlovsky was kind of similar, but in reverse, where Kimes just buzzsaws the shit out of Orlovsky in about a minute first, and ol\u2019 Dan sputtering and futilely swinging wildly, trying to salvage any sort of face at getting completely wrecked, but basically getting shut down repeatedly.\u00a0 Honestly, he would\u2019ve looked better and cooler had he just sat there silent after Kimes\u2019 onslaught and just said that he had no rebuttal.<\/span><\/p>\n

Honestly though, this doesn\u2019t make the brog had it not been for Kimes\u2019 absolutely brutal and personal approach.\u00a0 People get owned on television and on the internet countless times every day, but seldom is it so surgical, so precise and so targeted as Kimes carved into Orlovsky.\u00a0 And it was this specific line in which she started her vicious assault that I loved the most:<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m a voter, and I voted for Drake Maye. And I\u2019m right. And I\u2019m going to explain to Dan Orlovsky why he\u2019s wrong,\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It doesn\u2019t even matter that she rattled off like 17 reasons that validate her claim.\u00a0 It\u2019s the fact that she anticipated all of Orlovsky\u2019s or any detractor\u2019s possible rebuttal points and preemptively shuts them down with tangible evidence and statistics and puts her opponent into a checkmate position before he can even make his own opening move.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s like when I\u2019m playing Aether Keeps in Fire Emblem Heroes<\/em><\/a>, where the carefully curated enemy team from some player in Taiwan kills five out of seven units before I can even make a first move, but unlike Orlovsky, I just stare at the screen for a second and then just surrender the match without wasting anymore time.<\/span><\/p>\n

Instead, Orlovsky tries his best to rebut anything, and even adds a little anecdote:<\/span><\/p>\n

This is my biggest pushback to you, and this is where you lose it.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Except what he says next was something that Kimes had already anticipated, already got in front of it and shut it down, and had to remind him that she had done so, leaving Orlovsky to just sit there looking like he had shit his pants.\u00a0 It\u2019s very, very, very apparent that Mina Kimes knows what the fuck she\u2019s talking about, especially when it comes to football, but regardless of just how bright she is, she\u2019ll never not have the gender bias from her peers and most ESPN viewers that assume she\u2019s wrong solely because she\u2019s not just a woman, but isn\u2019t a former player or team personnel.<\/span><\/p>\n

But if those passive slights are what is fueling such surgical brutality from Mina Kimes to all her naysayers, I\u2019ll be waiting with popcorn for the next time she murders someone on the stick.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ain\u2019t nobody ready, for Mina Kimes.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This would have been a little bit better had Drake Maye not shit the bed so badly, and the New England Patriots actually won the Super Bowl, but I don\u2019t really want this to go unmentioned, because it was truly a masterclass in pwning a noob. But prior to the actual Super Bowl, ESPN analyst … Continue reading Mina Kimes destroyed Dan Orlovsky like Sting vs. The Demon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,106,81,154,83,52,58,69,54,49],"class_list":["post-51063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-football","tag-girls","tag-league-of-legends","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-sports","tag-television","tag-wrestling","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51065,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51063\/revisions\/51065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}