{"id":51253,"date":"2026-05-30T21:56:43","date_gmt":"2026-05-31T02:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51253"},"modified":"2026-06-03T21:56:49","modified_gmt":"2026-06-04T02:56:49","slug":"the-whitest-problem-since-desegregation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51253","title":{"rendered":"The whitest problem since desegregation"},"content":{"rendered":"

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WSB<\/a>: City of Alpharetta proposing ordinance to provide residents relief from pickleball noise<\/span><\/p>\n

Imagine the shit-eating grin on my face when I read just the headline of this article, and immediately trying to think of the words to best ironically describe the inhumanity of pickleball noise, ruining the lives of residents in Alpharetta, a lily-white suburb 30-80 minutes away from actual City of Atlanta, depending on the traffic.<\/span><\/p>\n

I mean, there\u2019s really not much to add, the headline does a pretty succinct job of painting the picture of the problem that is about as peak white people problems since Bad Bunny performing at the halftime show at the Super Bowl.<\/span><\/p>\n

This isn\u2019t the first time that I\u2019ve posted specifically about Alpharetta; a few years back, there was a situation where residents got really salty about a change in policy that meant that they weren\u2019t allowed to fly Confederate flags during a Veteran\u2019s Day Parade, so the city opted to just cancel the parade outright.<\/span><\/p>\n

Even in the year, two thousand and twenty-six, shit like this actually is, written and reported on.<\/span><\/p>\n

Still though, it\u2019s entertaining to me that pickleball is about as white people sport as lacrosse and calling cops on colored folks, but it\u2019s gotten so overly popular to the point where the goofy-ass sounds of pickleballs getting whacked have turned heel on the people that brought them into existence, and instead of trying to fix the game, white people are doing what white people do best \u2013 try and transmogrify the laws to where they can deal with the issue while avoiding any conflict at all.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WSB: City of Alpharetta proposing ordinance to provide residents relief from pickleball noise Imagine the shit-eating grin on my face when I read just the headline of this article, and immediately trying to think of the words to best ironically describe the inhumanity of pickleball noise, ruining the lives of residents in Alpharetta, a lily-white … Continue reading The whitest problem since desegregation<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,45,83,143,8,52,190,49],"class_list":["post-51253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-fail","tag-observations","tag-ohatlanta","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-owned","tag-white-people","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51255,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51253\/revisions\/51255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}