{"id":51265,"date":"2026-06-03T22:10:40","date_gmt":"2026-06-04T03:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51265"},"modified":"2026-06-03T22:10:40","modified_gmt":"2026-06-04T03:10:40","slug":"pro-tip-how-to-never-get-any-red-lights-while-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51265","title":{"rendered":"Pro Tip: how to never get any red lights while driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-51266 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/texting_in_car.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/texting_in_car.jpg 560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/texting_in_car-300x157.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Are you sick of how many red lights you encounter on your commute to work?\u00a0 If so, this is the advice that will change your life for the better!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">And it\u2019s actually really quite simple.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Right before you get into your car, send out a few text messages to a friend(s), respond to a group chat, or fire off some good memes to some bros.\u00a0 And before you can get sucked into the vortex of your phone, get in your car, start the engine, and begin your drive.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">If you\u2019ve got quality companions on the other ends, they will respond or react in some fashion that will ping your phone back, and tempt you to want to look at your phone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">For the record, I am not endorsing texting while driving, or egregious looking at your phone while driving.\u00a0 I\u2019d be lying if I said I never ever ever have done either in my life, but especially since I have kids, I do try to be better at practicing what I preach, which is to remain as distraction-free while driving, especially when the girls are in the car.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">However, not that it\u2019s really that much better, I do have a tendency to check my phone when I\u2019m at red lights, that I\u2019m familiar with and I know I can get away with 20-30 seconds to look; yes, I know that in the State of Georgia, such could be construed as illegal, but I\u2019m also human, easily distracted by my phone, and like I said, only when I know I have like a good 20-30 seconds.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">All the same, the point of this method is that by engaging a bunch of friends or groups before you get in the car, you invite the possibility of responses or reactions, and in classic Murphy\u2019s Law, the pings and notifications will inevitably tempt you want to check, but slightly more responsible drivers will resist, and tell themselves, <em>at the next red light<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">But brothers, let me tell you, once you tell yourself that, you will more than likely not get a single red light for the remainder of your drive. \u00a0And the longer you have to wait, and if you\u2019re apt to get that anxiety that not responding quickly enough will derail the momentum of a potentially entertaining conversation, the more likely you will get all the green lights, and somehow to never get snagged at any red light, and have the opportunity to check your phone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">If you think I\u2019m lying or full of shit, try it out for yourselves.\u00a0 At least in my personal experience, the more people engage me via phone, and I\u2019m actively in the midst of driving, the success rate of getting every single green light and never getting a chance to satiate my curiosity skyrockets.\u00a0 And it\u2019s only when I\u2019m bored and unstimulated by anyone else, will the droll cadence of red lights get back to normal, because there\u2019s no eagerness to engage tempting the fate of the street lights out there in play.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Try it out though, I would suspect that I\u2019m not the only one who can manipulate this real-world RNG to work to their benefit, and I bet it\u2019s likely to work for many others besides myself.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you sick of how many red lights you encounter on your commute to work?\u00a0 If so, this is the advice that will change your life for the better! And it\u2019s actually really quite simple. 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