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Source<\/a>: kid in China gets spinning helicopter kicked in the lower abdomen region by robot performing a martial arts demonstration<\/span><\/p>\n I know it\u2019s in poor taste to laugh at the painful expense of another person, much less a child, but I can\u2019t help it.\u00a0 This is legit one of the funniest videos I\u2019ve seen in a long time, and I can\u2019t stop myself from busting out laughing every time I see it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n I know my tune would do a 630<\/a> if the victim in question were one of my kids, but I like to think that even in time, I would see the humor in it and eventually find it funny, because it really is that entertaining to me.<\/span><\/p>\n Straight up Homer Simpson cracking up at Hans Moleman\u2019s football in the nuts<\/a> video vibes here.<\/span><\/p>\n But it\u2019s just so entertaining, to the point where when you\u2019re watching it for the 10th<\/sup> and 20th<\/sup> times, you begin to dissect everything about it, from the ridiculous blue afro wig that the robot is wearing, to the fact that in spite of a child getting hurt, everyone is laughing about it, and pretty much nobody is seen giving one iota of effort to check in on the child, who is doubled over, and falls out of the crowd in discomfort.\u00a0 I\u2019m hoping that in the seconds after the video is cut off, the robot, which has returned to its starting point, bowed to the audience.<\/span><\/p>\n And because it\u2019s in China, you know almost nobody will help the kid, because it\u2019s expected that parents take care of their own, but in a lot of Little Emperor culture<\/em>, lots of kids are borderline feral at the lack of hands-on parenting they receive, to where they end up in scenarios like this, unsupervised and in potential danger.<\/span><\/p>\n I mean, you can kind of see the imaginary border that onlookers were adhering to, in order to give the martial arts robot some space to operate.\u00a0 And the kid that got decked, was well past the border, and kind of got what he deserved for being in the line of fire.\u00a0 In fact, the boy behind the victim was probably relieved that pink shirt got the boot, because he definitely would have caught it otherwise, because robots are clearly as shitty martial artists that McDojo-trained kids are, and was nowhere close to a full rotation before swinging that kick out.<\/span><\/p>\n Needless to say, let this be a painful lesson to this little emperor for neglecting to stay out of the way and prioritizing his desire to see something stupid over his own physical safety.\u00a0 He will undoubtedly become scarred by this incident, and hopefully become an opponent over the excessively aggressive advancement of AI and robotics.<\/span><\/p>\n It would be funny if in 24 years, we learn of some activist in China who is spearheading some group or organization that is generally in opposition to robots and AI, and explains that it all started with a sunny afternoon in Xinjiang, where he got helicopter kicked by a ill-programmed robot.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Source: kid in China gets spinning helicopter kicked in the lower abdomen region by robot performing a martial arts demonstration I know it\u2019s in poor taste to laugh at the painful expense of another person, much less a child, but I can\u2019t help it.\u00a0 This is legit one of the funniest videos I\u2019ve seen in … Continue reading I\u2019m sorry, but this was one of the funniest videos I\u2019ve seen in a long 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