{"id":51327,"date":"2026-07-07T09:50:10","date_gmt":"2026-07-07T14:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51327"},"modified":"2026-07-08T05:54:05","modified_gmt":"2026-07-08T10:54:05","slug":"what-i-wouldnt-do-to-be-this-korean-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51327","title":{"rendered":"What I wouldn\u2019t do to be this Korean guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-51328 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/koreaDjapan_bumper.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/koreaDjapan_bumper.jpg 560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/koreaDjapan_bumper-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reels\/DaW6EHJJHau\/\">Source<\/a>: Korean YouTuber confronts Japanese \u201cbumper\u201d after witnessing him bump numerous women, including his friend<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">When I was in Seoul, I definitely got turned off by the oppressive volume of tourists that happened to be in the city at the same time in which I was visiting on more than one occasion.\u00a0 I\u2019d be lying if I didn\u2019t fantasize about standing my ground while walking around and just trucking the shit out of everyone, primarily those who were eyes down, glued to their phones, to teach them a lesson to be more mindful of their surroundings.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">But I didn\u2019t, because I\u2019m a civilized person, and even the most obnoxious of human behaviors are not worth potentially causing more than minor bodily harm, no matter how gratifying it might be to vent out my frustrations with human congestion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">My general rule is that when in tighter quarters, I will give people around 45 degrees of bodily rotation when wanting to go around them, and expect around 45 degrees back from them, so that we can hopefully traverse around one another as seamlessly as possible.\u00a0 If they are not willing to reciprocate to the degree I do, well then fuck them, they can maybe get a little bit of body by virtue of their rudeness.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">That being said, this was about one of the most satisfying pieces of internet content that I\u2019ve seen in a long time, and it definitely gave me that e-chub of approval and envy that I wished I were the Korean guy in this video.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">But apparently, and I\u2019ve read\/seen things about this phenomenon, about how there are a lot of Japanese people who are completely over all the weebs and foreign tourists that clog up their country, and have long since passed their boiling point of ignoring it, and have crossed the line into physically acting out on their frustrations, by deliberately bumping tourists; but because most of these frustrated Japanese people are still massive pussies, they only do so to women, children and generally people smaller than themselves.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">To a degree, I get it, I\u2019m not even a Korean citizen, and I was getting repeatedly incensed by the massive swarms of mostly Chinese, Russian or Indonesian tourists I came across in Seoul, clogging up the place of my heritage.\u00a0 I would\u2019ve loved to have bodied some people, especially those of whom weren\u2019t paying attention to their surroundings, but like I said, I\u2019m slightly more civilized than the Japanese creeps who let their frustrations get the best of them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">So this Japanese bumper is going around, shoulder checking all sorts of, mostly women, almost all smaller than him, but in his reign of terror, he bumps the wrong girl, one who has a rather large hulking <em>oppa<\/em> with her, who does not appreciate what he has seen.\u00a0 And I love how the video footage shows how he\u2019s repeatedly taking a wide route around him, and taking some time to verify that his target is accurate, almost hunting him like a shark.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">And when the time is right, he intercepts the bumper and meets him with a shoulder check of his own, before stopping him and getting up in his grill, flexing his massive size difference to the little pussy, with his bro offering absolutely no modicum of support or backup.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">In typical meek Japanese pussy fashion, the bumper collapses like a house of cards to a confrontation from someone larger and more imposing than they were, checking smaller females left and right, and although I would doubt that getting verbalized and bodied by someone larger was going to cease his dickish behavior once the cameras stopped rolling and he was away from his confronter, but it was satisfying to watch, and absolutely undoubtedly would be me if I were to ever be in Japan, and I caught someone deliberately bumping my wife, that is if she didn\u2019t get up their grill first.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Man, what I wouldn\u2019t give to be in this guy\u2019s shoes in this moment in time.\u00a0 I\u2019d love to physically and verbally de-pants some asshole for being an asshole.\u00a0 Yes, tourists can be obnoxious, but there are just some lines you just can\u2019t expect to cross without there being the possibility of retribution.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Get owned motherfucker.\u00a0 Korea &gt; Japan<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Source: Korean YouTuber confronts Japanese \u201cbumper\u201d after witnessing him bump numerous women, including his friend When I was in Seoul, I definitely got turned off by the oppressive volume of tourists that happened to be in the city at the same time in which I was visiting on more than one occasion.\u00a0 I\u2019d be lying &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51327\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What I wouldn\u2019t do to be this Korean guy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,45,103,83,52,156,146,217],"class_list":["post-51327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-fail","tag-motherland","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-social-media","tag-triggered","tag-weebs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51329,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51327\/revisions\/51329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}