{"id":51366,"date":"2026-07-16T07:03:48","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T12:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51366"},"modified":"2026-07-16T07:03:48","modified_gmt":"2026-07-16T12:03:48","slug":"the-ultimate-high-school-tryhard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51366","title":{"rendered":"The ultimate high school #TRYHARD?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-51367 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/steinbrenner_hs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/steinbrenner_hs.jpg 560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/steinbrenner_hs-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/07\/14\/us-news\/florida-students-historic-11-99-gpa-triggers-district-policy-overhaul\/\">NYP<\/a>: Florida teen graduates high school with a mind-bending 11.99 GPA; prompts district to reexamine policy<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Man, I thought I was a big deal when I was rocking a 3.8 GPA my senior year.\u00a0 Meanwhile, this ubernerd is taking 44 AP classes, and college courses, completing their associate\u2019s degree before finishing up high school, and I guess solved the meme-like riddle of how people can accumulate four years experience for entry level jobs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Seriously though, when I was in high school, the defining standard of excellence was how close to a 4.0 GPA one could get to.\u00a0 And in only the rarest of instances, you\u2019d see kids nail that 4.0 or even exceed it by like 0.1 or 0.2 because of the two AP courses they took their senior year, and then they\u2019re the class valedictorian.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">But over the #SZNs of watching #TRYHARDs race across America at who can outdo others, we\u2019ve witnessed ultra-competitive #TRYHARD students start notching GPAs that have crossed into the 5\u2019s and even 7\u2019s, en route to them being accepted into 162 colleges with accumulated scholarship offers eclipsing multiple millions of dollars.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">And then we have this mensch down in Florida who attended George Steinbrenner High,* who somehow manages to get an astounding 11.99 GPA, and obviously the first question that comes to the minds of most rational observers, other than <em>what a huge fuckin\u2019 nerd<\/em>, is, <em>hoowwwwww<\/em>???<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">*<em>there\u2019s a joke somewhere about how there\u2019s actually a school named after the former, free-spending wheeling &amp; dealing owner of the Yankees but I can\u2019t figure one out<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Don\u2019t get me wrong, as obnoxious as the self-promotion and humble-bragging can get, I\u2019m all for kids getting competitive over academics, as opposed to dumb TikTok trends or petty larcenies, because at least these brats might be learning some useful knowledge in their journeys, but hopefully they\u2019re doing it because they want to be smarter, and not because it\u2019s a route for internet notoriety.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Because as impressive as the feat was, I question the motivation behind it if the goal was merely to surpass the #TRYHARDs before them:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\">noting that [their] top aims were to \u201cbecome valedictorian\u201d and \u201cbreak the state GPA record.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">It\u2019s worth mentioning that the Florida state GPA record before this kid was 11.84, so it\u2019s not like this kid had broken into completely uncharted territory.\u00a0 The academic policy was already busted, allowing kids to take questionably high and probably ethically risky course loads at young ages, it\u2019s just that it\u2019s now coming into question because it probably didn\u2019t have the magnitude of spotlight on it previously.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">But it does make me wonder if the kid really had the thirst for knowledge to take such a demanding course load, or if it was the equivalent of figuring out what he had to take in order to hit the XBOX achievement, and then going for solely that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Considering the fact that they\u2019re <a href=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/lo\/mysterio\/api\/7c0f2e3eea14df378439ddc8eecee53877aa4081e7e4f6c180031fe145128011\/lightyear_networkapi\/resizefill_w960;quality_80;format_webp\/https:%2F%2Fmedia.zenfs.com%2Fen%2Fny_post_sports_articles_389%2F74c5f6f1d3df5a87f5e6b469d940cf78\">going to Duke<\/a>, there\u2019s always the innate possibility that the latter is very much in play.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">The funny thing is, one of my knee-jerk reactions to the story was after picking up my jaw after seeing 11.99, was the obvious joke that although everyone might think it\u2019s astounding at first to see such a high GPA, their minority (obviously) parents were probably completely unsold on it, and wondered why they didn\u2019t get a full 12.0 GPA instead.\u00a0 Like, what careless error on their quantum physics scantron did they get wrong that dropped them down to 11.99 and cost them the chance for immortality of 12?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Moving onto the proposed overhaul of school policy, #TRYHARD\u2019s county realized the absurdity of someone being able to get such an astronomical GPA, and although they\u2019re impressed, it sounds like they want to change things to where such shouldn\u2019t be possible again; unsurprisingly, the nerd who just set the bar is all for overhaul, because it would effectively lock their GPA into immortality and basically prevent anyone in history from ever challenging it.\u00a0 It\u2019s like when a heel wrestler aspires to win a championship blet, so they can retire it and be the last guy in history books to hold it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Either way, the question remains where this kid lands in the annals of #TRYHARDs.\u00a0 The GPA and course load were of couse legendary, but without any background of how many colleges they applied to, how many they were accepted into, and how much scholarship offer money they amassed, we\u2019ll never truly know.\u00a0 But perhaps that\u2019s the point, and much like they\u2019re trying to slam the door on any future challengers to their record, by not disclosing the base counting #TRYHARD stats, we\u2019ll never know where they stand in the rankings of ultimate #TRYHARDs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Big-brain, 11.99 GPA logic.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NYP: Florida teen graduates high school with a mind-bending 11.99 GPA; prompts district to reexamine policy Man, I thought I was a big deal when I was rocking a 3.8 GPA my senior year.\u00a0 Meanwhile, this ubernerd is taking 44 AP classes, and college courses, completing their associate\u2019s degree before finishing up high school, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51366\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The ultimate high school #TRYHARD?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,83,52,99,182,49],"class_list":["post-51366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comparison","tag-observations","tag-owned","tag-reminiscing","tag-tryharding","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51368,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51366\/revisions\/51368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}