{"id":51442,"date":"2026-08-08T13:45:56","date_gmt":"2026-08-08T18:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51442"},"modified":"2026-08-08T13:45:56","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T18:45:56","slug":"korean-john-cena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51442","title":{"rendered":"KOREAN JOHN CENA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-51443 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/korean_cena.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/korean_cena.jpg 560w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/korean_cena-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Sometimes I have an observation that I want to share with others.\u00a0 But I sometimes have this anxiety of feeling like I make other people feel like I\u2019m too frequent a social media poster, and I don\u2019t like feeling like I\u2019m the only one in some of my group chats that starts conversations or blurts out random things, and frankly social media is trash and is often times not worthy of the things I have to say, so thank goodness I have a personal brog for me to use as an outlet, even if nobody will ever see it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">But even if it\u2019s just a statement that really doesn\u2019t need much explanation, it then makes me feel like I need to write more words about it to justify making an entire post despite the fact that I have no real rules about what I write on a personal site but that\u2019s just one of those weird self-imposed obligations I hold myself to, but if there\u2019s anything at all, it\u2019s a good exercise to endlessly be practicing my writing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">I just finished watching \ucc38\uad50\uc721 which for all the white folk is <em>Teach You A Lesson <\/em>on Netflix.\u00a0 When I first saw it popping up on the home screen, I couldn\u2019t help but notice that the obvious main character of the show (\uae40\ubb34\uc5f4) was a dead ringer for John Cena, but if he were Korean.\u00a0 Like seriously, it\u2019s basically John Cena\u2019s face with Korean eyes and black hair, but generally the exact same jaw line, cheekbone structure and silhouette of his head.\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t get over it, and always said to myself, or aloud when I saw him, KOREAN JOHHHHHN CENAAAA<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Then because <a href=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/I\/51N4DBtA1vL._AC_UY1000_.jpg\">big brother is always watching<\/a>, I got a preview reel of it on social, and I watched as Korean John Cena was killing a bunch of high school punks with defense, getting them to swing and miss and wail on each other, and then I thought to myself, yeah ok, this might be interesting to watch after all, and when the moment was right, I dove right into watching.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">My mom would have called this an \uc5c9\ud130\ub9ac show, which is Korean for trash or bullshit, and from a literal point of view, yeah, it might be.\u00a0 But I\u2019ll be damned if I didn\u2019t enjoy the it, because the plot was very linear, situations were exaggerated heavily for emphasis, it wasn\u2019t a season of 26 episodes at 94 minutes each like a lot of Korean shows tend to drag on for, and of course, it had Korean John Cena.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">And the best part is that his character, ERPB Inspector Na Hwa-Jin basically was like John Cena, in the sense that he was basically permanently <a href=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8t8xRl7WeTVW7T1bdAThjWWkPZEG63-jj6mfuBZnS6H_O61zCKPGTPrbQ&amp;s=10\">Super Cena<\/a> where nobody could hurt him, he was always coming out on top, and always seemed to have the moral high ground no matter the circumstances.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Hopefully the show doesn\u2019t achieve the level of popularity to where white folks feel the need to re-make it for white people, even if the very Korean tropes featured throughout the show mostly wouldn\u2019t hardly apply to Americans, but never underestimate white peoples\u2019 ability to appropriate and twist things in order to make it work for whitey.\u00a0 However, if this were ever to come to fruition and an American version of Teach You A Lesson starred actual John Cena in the leading role, then maybe it would have a chance.\u00a0 Lord knows the role is tailor made for him.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I have an observation that I want to share with others.\u00a0 But I sometimes have this anxiety of feeling like I make other people feel like I\u2019m too frequent a social media poster, and I don\u2019t like feeling like I\u2019m the only one in some of my group chats that starts conversations or blurts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=51442\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">KOREAN JOHN 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