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Considering it was about thirteen years between my first and second posting about wanting to be a cop for a day so I could ticket the shit out of everyone doing illegal things that chap my ass but the police don\u2019t actually do anything about because they\u2019re deemed not high enough priority and that they\u2019re using the excuse of being perpetually understaffed, I didn\u2019t think I\u2019d be up to a volume 3 just yet, but here we are, barely a month later.<\/span><\/p>\n Bicycles.\u00a0 I have a fairly contentious opinion about them, mainly that the vast majority of those who ride them are hipsters, tryhards, trolls, or all of the above, for a myriad of reasons, be it guilting motorists of harming the environment, take it too seriously and making others hate them, or clogging up the Silver Comet Trail by thinking the whole stretch exists solely for them and not the hundreds of people that actually want to run or walk on it alternatively.\u00a0 Sometimes it\u2019s multiple reasons, or all of the above.<\/span><\/p>\n But at the same time, I do recognize bicycling as a very good form of exercise, I acknowledge the environmental benefits to it.\u00a0 I\u2019m not above doing it myself, and whenever I go visit my brother and he takes me in bicycle rides, admittedly it\u2019s extremely satisfying going into a jam-packed parking lot on the beach for cars who also have to pay to park, whereas bicycle parking is free and abundantly available.<\/span><\/p>\n And frankly, there are people out there who rely solely on bicycles as their primary mode of transportation, and if it\u2019s the difference between being a lazy drain on society versus getting out into the world and being a contributing member, pedal away, friends.<\/span><\/p>\n However, I suppose I take for granted that all people know the general rule of bicycles in the open world, mainly the one that says stay the fuck off sidewalks.\u00a0 Because as the weather here in Georgia has gone from fake fall to something mildly not quite summer but definitely not fall anymore, people have been outside more often lately, which kind of cramps my style since I walk and\/or run outside regularly regardless of the temperature outside, and over the last weeks, while I\u2019m out and about getting my general wellness in, I\u2019ve had assholes flying past me on bicycles on the sidewalk, often coming too close for comfort of hitting me.<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s happened frequently to the point where I\u2019ve no choice but to use it as subject matter for a brog post, which is to say that it\u2019s happened way too fucking often lately and I wish I were a cop for a day, so that I could grab a lot of these cocksuckers and yank them off their moving bicycles, pin them to the ground and give them tickets for illegally riding their bicycles on footpaths.<\/span><\/p>\n They\u2019re called sidewalks for a reason, not sidebikes or sidebicycles.\u00a0 Yes, you\u2019d be pissing off motorists and\/or putting yourselves at risk of danger by riding in the street, but bicycles are for lack of a better term, still classified as vehicles, and belong in the streets, and not the sidewalks.\u00a0 It\u2019s selfish to prioritize your own safety from automobiles by doing something illegal like getting on the sidewalks and instead jeopardizing the safety of walkers and runners.<\/span><\/p>\n Also, because society is getting lazier and softer with each passing day, I can comfortably say that 90% of personal incidents of bicyclists whizzing past me on sidewalks, are e-bikes, and not just regular, pedal-powered bicycles, and they\u2019re going relatively fast as shit, definitely with enough velocity to do some harm to a human body.<\/span><\/p>\n So my general walking\/running route is primarily residential, but there are two specific stretches that runs along thoroughfares that do have posted speed limits of 35mph, but usually drive anywhere from 45-55mph with regularity.\u00a0 One of these stretches has a curve that often causes some obnoxious blind spots, so I kind of get why any bicyclist wants to avoid the risk in those areas, but again, avoid their risk, at the expense of others, and there\u2019s no scenario where one party isn\u2019t at risk by the driving talent of another.<\/span><\/p>\n However, the law is the law, and the law in most places, including Georgia, dictates that bicycles shouldn\u2019t be on the fucking sidewalks.\u00a0 And I\u2019m getting tired of nearly getting clipped on sidewalks by people riding bicycles way too fast where they\u2019re legally not allowed to be on, and if I were a cop for a day, I\u2019d ticket every single one of these shitheads for the absolute maximum penalty possible.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Considering it was about thirteen years between my first and second posting about wanting to be a cop for a day so I could ticket the shit out of everyone doing illegal things that chap my ass but the police don\u2019t actually do anything about because they\u2019re deemed not high enough priority and that they\u2019re … Continue reading I wish I could be a police officer for one working day, vol. 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