Not even Fredi deserved this

Not that it will make a difference; Fredi Gonzalez fired as manager of the Atlanta Braves after the team falls to a Major’s worst 9-28.

So often times is the case, not just in baseball, but in all professional sports, when a team is playing poorly, the manager is thrown under the bus and fired.  In some cases, it’s well deserved, like a coach showing unwavering loyalty to a veteran player and giving them premium playing time when a younger, more talented player rides the bench. 

However, in more often than naught cases, the coach/manager is shit-canned for no other reason than being a sacrificial lamb; as if it’s their fault the place kicker missed a field goal, the team can’t shoot free throws, or the hitters can’t hit the ball.  This is often times the case, because in the perplexing world of professional sports, accountability is demanded, and regardless of logic or truth, coaches and managers are representative of those who should be held do it, and are the first ones to go when things are going bad.

I’m not even going to pretend like I was a Fredi Gonzalez fan.  At first, I supported his hiring, because I was one of many going through the post-Bobby Cox separation anxiety, and a guy like Fredi, who worked so long under Bobby Cox seemed like a good guy to transition the Braves organization into a new era.  Opinions quickly changed, as Fredi managed the team like a robot, quick with clichéd statements that became memes within the Braves community, and decision-making that went against the ever-evolving game.

Ironically, if Fredi were shit-canned at any point between 2011 and 2014, I would’ve said that it was well deserved, because Fredi Gonzalez simply was not a talented nor competent manager for today’s game.

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THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED

JEFF FRANCOEUR HAS RETURNED TO THE BRAVES.

I know I’ve said a ton of mean things about Jeff Francoeur in my lifetime. But I’ve also been very candid about how repentant I’ve felt for having said mean things about Jeff Francoeur.

All nerdy stupid baseball statistician number munching aside, Jeff Francoeur is a beautiful human being who embodies everything that’s right about baseball, and more important than being able to occasionally hit baseballs long distances, he gets it better than most, on how to treat other human beings.

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ChipPwned

It’s pretty widely known knowledge when it comes to the internet, don’t read the comments.  And such sagely wisdom is not at all incorrect, since comment sections all across the world wide web are full of mostly nothing but putrid, useless and contrarian garbage, loosely under the guise of words.

But sometimes, I can’t help it, because I’m also of the type that enjoys watching good train wrecks every now and then.  Come on, I watch TLC more than any other channel out of 450 available channels, I apparently have an affinity for watching chaos unfold.

Here in Atlanta, there was a little bit of news about how retired Atlanta Braves legend, Chipper Jones has decided to move back to Atlanta, after enjoying the first few years of his retirement down in Texas, presumably with his dad, reducing the wildlife population.  Additionally, he has taken a position with the Braves as some sort of non-player personnel, likely the start of his gradual transition into some sort of coaching position, preferably a hitting one, as he is undoubtedly one of the finest hitters in history.

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Another Brave bites the dust

FML: Braves trade Andrelton Simmons to the Angels

Continuing on with the recent posting pattern of sports/photos/sports/photos/etc that I was hoping to break, the Atlanta Braves had to go and do something during the off-season that I simply just couldn’t ignore vomiting out some words about.

I understand rebuilding, but it just turns my stomach just how flagrant the Braves are with their no-fucks given about 2016 and Turner Field attitude that they’re employing in the process. We all get it, 2016 is not important because it’s at Turner Field, which is in a city that was unwilling to play financial ball with you, so you’re basically saying “fuck you” to all things associated, holding all your eggs in the basket, and preparing for 2017 and beyond.

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Remembering Tommy Hanson

In short: former Major League Baseball pitcher Thomas J. “Tommy” Hanson passes away at the age of 29, due to “catastrophic organ failure.”

Talk about something that came out of nowhere; it’s not often that I expect to hear about spontaneous deaths from people much younger than I am. And in spite of my faltering indifference to the game over the last few years, I’d like to write some words about Tommy Hanson, because if anything at all, he represents a player that was pretty prevalent during my peak of baseball fandom, and I’m genuinely sad to hear about his unfortunate and way too early departure.

Forget about the win-loss record, the ERA, and the list of teams that he had played for in his career, that one might expect to see within the final paragraphs of a professional athlete’s online eulogy and/or obituary. This isn’t to say that they weren’t pretty, quite the contrary, his overall numbers were positive and respectable, despite the obvious observation that he was declining quickly, mostly on account of shoulder troubles that plagued the tail end of his baseball career.

To me, Tommy Hanson represents the link, the gateway, into my eventual love and appreciation for minor league baseball.

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Shocker

In short: Atlanta Braves draw lowest attendance since 1990, at barely over 2,000,000 “paying” fans.  This is 13th in the National League, and 24th overall in Major League Baseball.

Who would have thunk that publicly giving up on the team, giving up on the city, and giving up on the ballpark would have such adverse effects on attendance?  Man, there’s no way anyone could have seen this coming.  Totally blindsiding.

Being Atlanta Business Chronicle, this article itself will inevitably end up behind the paywall, but there’s really not much that needs summarizing.  The Braves sucked in 2015, and it’s abundantly reflected in the overall attendance at Turner Field.  Granted, the Braves in general are always typically middle-of-the-pack when it comes to attendance, placing 8-9 in the National League on average throughout the last decade or so, but to drop to nearly last is still saying something about alienating even the most fickle of bandwagon Atlanta sports fans.

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NATurally

Long story short: the dream comes to an end, as the Washington Nationals prevent the Atlanta Braves from reaching the hallowed 100-loss plateau, by jobbing unceremoniously to Braves.

I just knew that once the Braves hit the 62-win mark, with the tragic number being 1, it was going to be the Washington Nationals that were going to be the one to troll me, and be the ones to lay down and die to the Braves to prevent me from seeing my 100-loss season.  I just knew it was going to be the them, I knew it was going to be the god damn Nationals that did it.

I should’ve bet money on the Marlins to sweep the Braves, because there was no way anyone else was going to lose to the Braves this season but the Nationals.  I’m pretty sure the Cardinals have just clinched the division, but if they hadn’t/haven’t, there was no way they were going to let off the gas and risk the Pirates catching up to them, even if they have 100 wins.  Even still, the Cardinals B-squad should theoretically still be superior to the Braves’ whatever-squad on any given day, so there’s little reason to believe that the Braves could beat them either.

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