Almost coincidentally just days after I witnessed some sorry excuse for a human being run over a dead dog carcass, this interesting study emerged. Long story short: person conducts experiment where fake animals are placed on the shoulder of a road, and then he watches 1,000 cars drive by to see how many people go out of their way to harm what they think might be a living creature.

94% of people are thankfully, fortunately sane and normal, and do not deliberately make efforts to swerve into the shoulder to run over an animal. Unfortunately, that means 6% of people do. Roughly sixty people out of a thousand feel the need to exhibit their existential superiority over an animal, by killing it; behind the armor of a 2,700+ pound shield of plastics, metals and rubber moving at around 55+ mph.

I won’t elaborate on everything, since it is an interesting read and video, but it’s worth mentioning that out of those sixty worthless fucks, 89% of them were driving SUVs. Much like GMC Yukon.

I won’t wish any further harm on these miserable sacks of shit that get their rocks off on running over animals, but I wouldn’t shed a tear or feel an iota of guilt if any of these people were severely hurt, injured, or killed in a car accident.