In propagating American stereotypes: semi-truck hauling Heinz ketchup overturns and crashes on I-95, spilling its contents all over the road
Too bad this happened in the Florida stretch of I-95, and not like outside of Savannah or something. Chalk this up as another close call that doesn’t really count, as it was close, but didn’t actually happen in Georgia, much less the Metro Atlanta area. Bummer.
Whatever though, so ketchup. Who ever knew that ketchup was in such a demand that it needed to be hauled in semis? Seriously, segments of life can be measured in the time it takes me to actually kill bottles of ketchup. Seriously, I remember a point in my life where my mom got a Costco-sized 64 oz. bottle of Heinz ketchup, and it probably lasted between the 4th through 7th grades; I’m pretty sure in the case of ketchup, best used by dates are more like suggested guesses and that it doesn’t actually expire.