Impetus: France, joins 51 other countries as countries that will no longer allow corporal punishment.
Meaning: There are currently 52 countries in the world that don’t allow children to be spanked.
Reality: There are currently 52 countries in the world where children will grow up to be undisciplined shitheads and become pussies in life.
Irony: Despite using Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop as the hero image for this post, Austria, was the fourth nation of pussies to ban corporal punishment in 1989. Sure, the timing is a little off, but Austria bans discipline, Arnold leaves Austria, Arnold becomes a global mega star – coincidence?