It only took four seasons

(**spoilers alert** I’m sure I’m the only person who really watches 90 Day Fiance)

But it looks like we’ve finally got the failure to launch that I’ve been pining for since the series began.  Listen, I don’t know when the show actually aired, because watched the entire season via TLC GO at my own leisure, and I don’t know if anyone other than me actually cares about the show, but damn it, I just finished it, so here we stand with me writing about it, for a brog that is still down for eight months going.

Anyway yeah, I’ve been hoping for a failure since the show started.  The show has always kind of had a particular dynamic, with almost a formulaic dichotomy of couples each season, with there being at least one layup of a couple that would make it to the altar with minimal disruptions, but everyone else would have varying degrees of obstacles and hangups that left viewers wondering if they would make it. 

Eventually, it became apparent by season 2, that for the sake of television, the success rate for all couples was extremely high, as frankly no couple wanted to be the couple that failed for television, and by the time season 3 wound down, I was pretty resigned to the fact that every couple was going to make it, regardless of what might happen after the cameras stop rolling. No matter how unlikely the compatibility between Mike & Aziza or Jason & Cassia seemed, they were going to make it.

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Rogue One’s new alien race: Asians

This is the face I imagined Donnie Yen making when being told that his character was going to be basically a blind martial artist.

Disclaimer: I will not give away any Rogue One plot, but I make no promises that I will not state any character characteristics.  But who are we kidding, you’re not going to actually even have the chance to read this until my brog is back up, which really might be never.

To cut to the chase, mythical gf and I went and saw Rogue One on “opening night.”  Frankly, I’m not thrilled to have to shell out $40 for movie tickets that cost more than a home edition would be, but we live in a world that puts importance on immediacy, mostly because people on social media don’t know how to shut the fuck up, and not seeing things the very moment they’re released leaves one subject to the litany of spoilers that internet blabbermouths are inevitably going to barf out as soon as their fingers reach any sort of keyboard.  It also sets the bar extremely high for me to feel like a movie is remotely worth the cost of admission.

Rogue One was an entertaining movie.  I found it enjoyable, and nowhere near as bad as anything with Jar-Jar Binks in it.  It wasn’t $20 admission-per good, but honestly short of live performance and/or sports, I’m hard pressed to think of many things that are.  But I feel like there was an evident amount of care put into the movie that made sure to act as an appropriate addition to the franchise while not stepping on the toes of existing canonical storylines, while executing creative ways to tie existing plots together.

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It probably says something

That the most compelling shows on television these days seem to centralize around the theme that people are horrible.

Westworld was easily one of the more refreshing and enjoyable shows I’ve seen in quite a while, and although this season has been a little too slow building and plot-heavy, The Walking Dead remains one of my must-watch shows.  Both definitely fit the description that it doesn’t really matter what else is going on in their respective worlds, it’s the people that are the worst parts of them.

Robots?  Zombies?  Pfffh.  Neither are as much threats to humanity as humanity is to itself.  I wonder what this says about the world in itself?  We can’t really blame it on the voices of today being all nihilistic and cynical, especially considering TWD has been around for over a decade, and the original Michael Crichton story was written in the 1970s.  But such stories are being turned into television dramas and being broadcast now, yet such droll idealism about the quality of humanity translates so seamlessly and effortlessly to today’s standards.

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It wasn’t unexpected, but I’m still disappointed

Clemson beating Virginia Tech (again) for the ACC Championship was a game that would be construed as a “good game.”  The #23 Hokies did not shrivel up and get blown out like so many going up against a National Championship contender, instead keeping it close and undecided until literally 1:51 left in regulation. 

The final score was 42-35.  It was a good game.

But I’m still bummed out about it.  I realize that of all the sports I enjoy and all the sports I watch, nothing brings me down harder than Virginia Tech football.  They’re like the one team I’m ingrained to remain loyal to, so it’s their inability to reach the pinnacles of success and their failures to succeed that actually manage to make me feel mopey and disappointment when they occur.

I turned the game off before Dabo Sweeney could talk about how great of a game it was, how Virginia Tech is a program on the upswing, and other graceful remarks in said in victory.  I don’t want to hear that shit.  I don’t want to hear people saying nice things about Virginia Tech’s respectable performance in defeat.  I know all this shit.  Every Tech fan knows this shit.  None of it changes the fact that Tech still lost, and losing sucks.

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How to civil war

A year ago to this day, I asked people on theFacebook a question about where they stood on couples that sit next to each other, side-by-side, at restaurants.  Personally, I think it’s a little tacky and potentially inconsiderate if the restaurant is one that is apt to get crowded.  Of all the random questions I ask people on social media, this one seemed to elicit the largest pool of responses, ranging from agreement to my sentiments, and a whole lot of agitated disagreement.

Needless to say, I was greatly amused seeing this old thread on On This Day, which is pretty much my favorite component of theFacebook outright, I think.

Anyway, I decided to do a little cursory researching over the internet about this specific topic, to see what a little bit more of a mass audience felt about it.  In the end, I found countless Yelp discussions, message board threads, and various opinion pieces complete with passionate commenters, on the topic, and it’s not difficult to get a generalization of the types of responses:

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I don’t know how I’d react when this happens to me

Honestly, I’d rather not write about the political environment.  I’d much rather write about baseball, League of Legends, or semis full of food collapsing on the highway.  But the political environment is something that is fresh on everyone’s mind, it’s all that’s being talked about anywhere and everywhere, and as much as I want to claim ambivalence, to me it’s simply unavoidable.  Especially when the hot button being pressed over and over again is the topic of racism.

When the election was declared over and you-know-who was anointed the victor, there was a tremendous wet blanket of dread that was draped upon liberal America.  It was no secret that life was going to be different for those in very particular minority groups; namely Latinos, African-Americans and Muslims, along with a pessimism that the lives of females and those in the LGBTQ criteria would have to start considering playing some defense, from the world, despite the fact that they really shouldn’t have to.

I definitely felt empathy and concern over those in the Latino and African-American camps, because the crosshairs would definitely be focused on those groups, but I couldn’t help but wonder just what was fate was going to befall for those in other minority groups, namely Asian-slash-Pacific Islanders, for obvious reasons.

A part of me thought Asians might be able to slip through the cracks, because historically that’s what they’ve always done.  Sure, the shitty drivers enrage even the most passive of pacifists, but typically immigrant Asians are the people that do your dry cleaning, run convenience stores, sell you liquor, operate your takeout restaurants, groom your nails and fix your HVAC problems.  They’re often in the background, running tasks of convenience, that old money white people simply aren’t associated with doing.

However, there’s the other part of me that figured because Asian people are also not white, like Latinos, African-Americans, those from the Middle East and anyone else with skin that isn’t white, they’re just as subject to the discrimination of emboldened white supremacy that has coincidentally risen with the election of Donald Trump.  Asians are as easy targets for harassment as any other minority, especially those who are immigrants, with less grasp of the English language, who are often times more meek and timid than white Americans, much less emboldened white Americans.

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Is election backlash getting worse?

Amidst reports of massive protests in major cities to oppose the election of Donald Trump, I can’t help but have a knee-jerk reaction of “damn, these people mad.”  Then my thoughts go towards the protests that are happening in cities that are in states that went red, like Chicago, Cleveland, and of course, Atlanta, and feel this empathy over the fact that it seemed like within all states, regardless of outcome, the major cities or largest metropolitan areas within them, went blue.

Places like Seattle and San Francisco can at least take solace in the fact that their states agree with dissenting populous, but those upset in blue cities in red states, it sucks to know that no matter how much they tried to create awareness over the importance of voting blue, there’s just simply too much red around them to contend.

If there ever was a time for blue collar middle-Americans to feel empowered, it’s now, since their massive numbers very much toppled and overcame large, liberal cities and their loud and influential populations and basically decided the election.

Or maybe it was sheer apathy that tanked the expected result, but that’s sadly not really out of the ordinary.

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