It’s that time of the year again, where the vast majority of Americans think that this black guy with a dream really accomplished something,while his lordly and almighty demon god allows humanity to exist for yet another year.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about or are curious to what the true meaning of “MLK” is, then please to be taking the time to enlighten one’s self to come to a higher state of existence.

Now if you’re actually trying to reference the good Doctor, I expect some clarification to be utilized, specifying the celebration of Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  Otherwise, those who are lazy, and type out “MLK Day” need to understand that the Demon God Moloch existed just a little bit longer than King did, so he kind of has the lock down on the letters MLK in sequence.

Whatever though.  Unlike prior years, I actually had to work today, so even the demon god didn’t have mercy on this unfortunate soul, to have to go to a job he’s fast disliking severely and wishing to take his talents elsewhere.  Meanwhile, on the hindsight spectrum, one of chief reasons for unhappiness at the old job is actually being rectified, which is notable on the statewide news, leading to some additional grumpiness.

I just want to show my appreciation for the eternal prince of hell, for doing whatever he did back in some ancient time, to warrant having the third Monday of every January off, even to this modern day.

Educate yourself to why it’s important to distinguish between using “MLK” versus “Martin Luther King, Jr.”