According to this study, 6% of drivers shouldn’t be allowed to live

Almost coincidentally just days after I witnessed some sorry excuse for a human being run over a dead dog carcass, this interesting study emerged. Long story short: person conducts experiment where fake animals are placed on the shoulder of a road, and then he watches 1,000 cars drive by to see how many people go out of their way to harm what they think might be a living creature.

94% of people are thankfully, fortunately sane and normal, and do not deliberately make efforts to swerve into the shoulder to run over an animal. Unfortunately, that means 6% of people do. Roughly sixty people out of a thousand feel the need to exhibit their existential superiority over an animal, by killing it; behind the armor of a 2,700+ pound shield of plastics, metals and rubber moving at around 55+ mph.

I won’t elaborate on everything, since it is an interesting read and video, but it’s worth mentioning that out of those sixty worthless fucks, 89% of them were driving SUVs. Much like GMC Yukon.

I won’t wish any further harm on these miserable sacks of shit that get their rocks off on running over animals, but I wouldn’t shed a tear or feel an iota of guilt if any of these people were severely hurt, injured, or killed in a car accident.

Go figure

The most epic comeback ever happened tonight, and I didn’t watch a single second of the game. But in a way, it kind of fell according to plan, because frankly, the Braves have a pretty decent track record when I don’t miss the game it seems, and this is the second time this season the Braves have come back from at least an eight-run deficit and managed to win, with me missing the entire thing in the process.

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I think I need to start dating again, so I can catch up on movies

The following is a list of movies back from 2011 to around today, that I wanted to see:

  • Captain America
  • The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • Bridesmaids
  • 50/50
  • Spider-Man
  • Ted
  • The Avengers
  • Prometheus
  • The Hunger Games
  • Project X
  • Men in Black 3
  • The Dictator
  • Chernobyl Diaries
  • Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

I haven’t seen any of these movies.

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Holy shit this old guy is my hero

Man, I can’t imagine what these two fucking loser petty crooks were thinking when they busted into an internet cafe, thinking it would be an easy smash and grab and robbery of a bunch of nerds, but little do they realize that the old guy in the khaki shorts with his lily-white shirt, lily-white hat and lily-white shoes is packing heat, and is not the least bit unafraid to uncork on some lowly jobber thugs.

I think my favorite part of the video is at 0:46, where he gets a close-range shot and doesn’t believe in the ‘ol paintball surrender rule, and still pulls the trigger.

I’m still in awe, and have watched this video like five times over now.

I don’t really wish ill will onto others that often

Contrary to popular belief, I know.  But really, when the days are over, I don’t really want to see anyone get severely hurt or anything.

I’m in a pretty upset mood tonight, and not because the Braves got owned like slavery were legal again, anything work-related, or something trite like that.  I’m upset because I saw a person on the road whom while in front of me, I witnessed as they applied their brakes, and took great care and effort into running over a dead animal on the road.

Honestly, if it were a squirrel or possum, or another common varmint-type of animal, I would have been disturbed by the careful effort in running it over, but the size and fur color of the already-dead roadkill was most definitely a dog.  And the fact that this piece of shit deliberately ran it over, bothered me immensely.  Even he had to know based on the size of the roadkill, that this was no common rodent.  But this waste of human space slowed down, leading me to believe that he was going to turn left or something coming up, but then I saw as he veered slightly, before seeing the carcass being flung upward a few inches after the impact.  I winced as I passed it between my tires, and watched as this asshole in the Yukon proceeded forward.

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Monetary prizes on television have sure taken a hit these days

Lately, I’ve caught a few episodes of various reality contest shows, such as Sweet Genius and Craft Wars. Yeah, I know how gay that sounds, but if they’re on television, often times I stay on the channels and watch.  Sweet Genius is interesting, because I do find amusement in cooking shows, and being a glutton there is appeal in it.

As for Craft Wars, I think the show is putrid, Tori Spelling is still a talentless slug, and I find it ironic that not only was she terrible at acting, she’s apparently found a way to be terrible at portraying reality, too.  And the show’s judges completely miss the point of the show entirely and judge based on the criteria polished, finalized projects for shit thrown together in 1-4 hours, when they’re not making catty gay remarks towards each other.  Needless to say, my relationship with Craft Wars is one of those “it’s such a shitty show and makes me irritated, that I tune in to grill it while acknowledging that I’m giving them the attention I shouldn’t be.

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If I ruled the world #5,233

Elevators would be prohibited to stop just one floor.

It agitates me greatly when I’m just trying to get to my floor, and the elevator abruptly stops on floor two, and then an asshole gets on and pushes the button to go to floor three.  Or vice-versa, while going down.  Actually slightly more, while going down.  More than agitation, it’s really sad.  The elevator for just one floor?  Yeah, that should be illegal.

I have to imagine many people are aware of this too.  Otherwise, you wouldn’t get those people who make sheepish remarks and the insincere “sorry” with a bashful smirk on their face.  Don’t apologize, stop being so lazy and go take the fucking stairs.  It’s just one floor.

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