Empty threat valid until the next time the opportunity presents itself: I’m never going to drink liquor again.
An evening of artsy-fartsy art-off between talented artists, to see who is the best artist under fire, with spontaneous criteria. Many of us go to support Jen’s pursuit to be that best artist, and she advances past the first round fairly soundly. As for the rest of us not participating, gratuitous drinking. I’ll be the first to admit that as I got drunker, the more spontaneous the photos, the blurrier they became, and the funnier my own jokes became, and eventually it devolved into pointing out the King of Hipsters, and Justin Bieber, among other spontaneous shit I may or may not have said or remembered saying throughout the course of the evening.